How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Beckham's bald 70 Coffee FC 6 +6.1
-0.1
+2.8
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.3
-0.0
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.2
-0.1
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 -0.2
KB's BTA SC 52 Lucha Hulk FC 26 +0.2
Crabgrass United 61 Real Calvinball 46 +0.2
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 -0.2
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 -0.1
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 -0.0
Holy Divers 53 Bortland Bender 48 +0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald-7.0-2.9+7.3
-2.6-0.8+2.6
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.3*+0.1+0.3
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners+0.3*+0.1-0.3
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender-0.3*+0.1+0.2
-0.0+0.1*+0.0
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC-0.2*+0.1+0.2
Réal Montréal vs ArgenTimbers+0.2*+0.1-0.2
+0.1+0.0-0.1
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li-0.2*+0.2+0.2
-0.0*+0.1+0.0
μ FC vs HYB Grim SC+0.2*+0.0-0.2
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers+0.2*+0.0-0.2
Lucha Hulk FC vs Coffee FC-0.1*-0.1+0.1
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife*+0.0+0.1-0.0
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad+0.0*-0.1-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Beckham's bald finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
6615-0-0In73226No88
6414-1-0In414117No29
6314-0-1In28422461No341
6213-2-0In73189No11
6113-1-1In1334302030No403
6013-0-2In621332511300No2,409*
5912-2-1In21026331991No225
5812-1-2In17202925134100No2,685
5712-0-3In029212722125100No10,709*
5611-2-2In03920272212520No1,286
5511-1-3In00151523241793100No10,683*
5411-0-4In0014122024201252000No32,267*
5310-2-3In0014101724211373100No4,717*
5210-1-4100.0%00151118222013621000No29,415*
5110-0-599.10001271319211811621000No71,421*
509-2-495.10014917212015831000No12,183*
499-1-583.3000149152020169521000No58,494*
489-0-645.10000138141919161162100000No116,561
8-3-448.8124914202015952100No3,068*
478-2-516.000025915201915942000No21,783*
468-1-64.600013713181917116310000No87,797*
458-0-70.200000125101519181494210000No149,671
7-3-50.300126121619171384100No4,931*
447-2-6Out001261117191814831000No29,385*
437-1-7Out000014813171916116310000No100,619*
427-0-8Out0000125101519181495210000No149,480
6-3-6Out001261216181813831000No5,702*
416-2-7Out001251116201813841000No29,538*
406-1-8Out000013712171917127310000No87,710*
396-0-9Out000012510151918149421000No116,667
5-3-7Out001361116191814831000No4,955*
385-2-8Out00126111720181373100No21,728*
375-1-9Out00001481419191610521000No58,585*
365-0-10Out00001381318201711621000No69,747
4-3-8Out00248131821171052000No2,930
354-2-9Out0025111721201373100No12,151*
344-1-10Out0001491621201594100No29,381*
334-0-11Out0002510182320136200No33,126*
323-2-10Out0001410182422136100No4,854*
313-1-11Out00141018252213510No10,702*
303-0-12Out0138172625155100.0%10,913*
292-2-11Out0311212924102No1,322*
282-1-12Out001414253118600.32,610*
272-0-13Out0151630331321.62,513*
261-2-12Out21723322144.3235
251-1-13Out1619422665.9439*
241-0-14Out1735421514.8358*
230-2-13Out622611111.118
220-1-14Out21572121.428
210-0-15Out111434545.395
Total:20.5%00001111122222333333333333333333333322222211111000000.0%1,406,968

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs