Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Arch City FC 61 Allocation Mone 19 -6.0
+0.1
-2.7
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 -0.2
-0.1
Gaber's Young B 45 Fantasy Failure 43 +0.2
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 -0.2
CupWinningChivas 63 Apathy FC 58 -0.2
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.2
Beckham's bald 70 Coffee FC 6 -0.2
Crabgrass United 61 Real Calvinball 46 +0.1
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 -0.1
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 -0.1
KB's BTA SC 52 Lucha Hulk FC 26 *+0.1
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 -0.1
Réal Montréal 65 Nerds of Prey 27 +0.1
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 -0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Nerds of Prey vs Allocation Mone-3.9-1.8+4.1
+0.1*-0.0-0.1
-2.6-0.7+2.6
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners+0.2*-0.0-0.2
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.2*+0.2+0.2
-0.0*+0.1+0.0
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li-0.2*+0.0+0.2
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender-0.1*+0.1+0.1
Réal Montréal vs ArgenTimbers+0.1*+0.3-0.1
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC-0.1*-0.0+0.1
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.1*+0.2-0.1
+0.1*+0.0-0.1
Austin > Orlando vs Chivas Numba Juan-0.1*-0.1+0.1
μ FC vs HYB Grim SC-0.0*+0.1+0.0
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife+0.1*-0.0-0.1
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad+0.1*+0.0-0.1
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers-0.1*+0.0+0.1
Victorious Secret vs Arch City FC-0.0+0.1+0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Allocation Mone finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
6315-0-0In30491721No89
6114-1-0In3535264No23
6014-0-1In62331231331No354
5913-2-0In364518No11
5813-1-1In0817302513610No403
5713-0-2In02921272313510No2,528*
5612-2-1In2102327191431No209
5512-1-2In01514232418103100No2,630
5412-0-3In0015122024191262000No10,672*
5311-2-2In01311172022148310No1,298*
5211-1-3In001510172220137310No10,601*
5111-0-498.9%00126121821181373100No32,102*
5010-2-394.7001491520211584100No4,755*
4910-1-480.00001381318201711621000No29,266*
4810-0-539.600013712172017127310000No71,181*
479-2-414.200014815202015952100No12,268*
469-1-53.400012611161918138420000No58,871*
459-0-60.1000024813181916116210000No116,543
8-3-40.2002491421181495210No3,031*
448-2-5Out001251015201814941000No21,795*
438-1-6Out000136111619171384100000No87,602*
428-0-7Out000014813171916116310000No149,658
7-3-5Out0012481418181510521000No4,867*
417-2-6Out000259151919159420000No29,139*
407-1-7Out0000125101619181484200000No100,291*
397-0-8Out000001481318191611631000No149,433
6-3-6Out000259151918159421000No5,698*
386-2-7Out001251116201914831000No29,177*
376-1-8Out00013712172017126310000No88,479*
366-0-9Out0001261117201913731000No116,830
5-3-7Out000136121822171262100No4,896*
355-2-8Out000241016212015831000No21,658*
345-1-9Out000013714202117104100No58,885*
335-0-10Out000149172222157200No69,495
4-3-8Out01511172320146200No3,032*
324-2-9Out00139172423156200No12,253*
314-1-10Out0013918252314510No29,401*
304-0-11Out00127162526165100.0%33,333*
293-2-10Out0131022292410200.14,913*
283-1-11Out0001413263119500.310,643*
273-0-12Out00151731321321.610,965*
262-2-11Out0021127352043.61,395*
252-1-12Out01521372877.02,621*
242-0-13Out021035401212.12,582*
231-2-12Out0727452120.6253
221-1-13Out0421542121.0381
211-0-14Out117493433.9330*
200-2-13Out10504040.010
190-1-14Out19235857.726
180-0-15Out297170.792
Total:8.6%00000000011111112222223333333333344433333333222211000.1%1,406,968

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs