"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Arch City FC 61 Allocation Mone 19 -2.3
-1.6
CupWinningChivas 63 Apathy FC 58 -0.2
Gaber's Young B 45 Fantasy Failure 43 +0.2
-0.1
KB's BTA SC 52 Lucha Hulk FC 26 +0.1
Duty Free FC 53 Union Are Bad 6 -0.1
Lenhart's Pubes 27 Atletico Unibal 41 -0.1
Austin Aztex 35 Nikkei FC 70 -0.1
ArgenTimbers 48 Erika Tymrak 4 21 -0.1
1.FC Worm Burners 74 Archer SC 25 -0.1
Holy Divers 53 Bortland Bender 48 -0.1
Crabgrass United 61 Real Calvinball 46 +0.1
+0.0
Beckham's bald 70 Coffee FC 6 -0.1
FNASTY SOCCER T 20 Higuain Chipshots 55 *-0.0
Garbageman FC 38 the Malachi bru 60 +0.0
μ FC 0 BBTA Compass 32 *-0.0
Réal Montréal 65 Nerds of Prey 27 +0.0
Portland Wildlife 54 Placeholder FC 33 -0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Nerds of Prey vs Allocation Mone-0.9-0.5+0.9
-1.9-0.5+1.9
Fantasy Failure vs Archer SC-0.0+0.1+0.1
Réal Montréal vs ArgenTimbers+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Austin Aztex vs 1.FC Worm Burners+0.1*+0.0-0.0
-0.1+0.0+0.0
Atletico Unibal vs Bortland Bender-0.0*-0.0+0.1
Higuain Chipshots vs Dayton Dutch Li-0.0*+0.0+0.1
Gaber's Young B vs Duty Free FC+0.1*+0.0-0.0
-0.1*+0.0+0.0
Nikkei FC vs Sport AC-0.0*+0.1+0.0
Real Calvinball vs Erika Tymrak 4+0.0*+0.1-0.0
-0.1*+0.0+0.0
BBTA Compass vs Placeholder FC-0.1*-0.0+0.0
FNASTY SOCCER T vs Beckham's bald+0.1+0.1-0.0
KB's BTA SC vs Holy Divers-0.1*+0.0+0.0
Stay Free Last vs Portland Wildlife+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Apathy FC vs Union Are Bad+0.0-0.0-0.1
Victorious Secret vs Arch City FC-0.1*-0.0+0.0
Lenhart's Pubes vs Panther City FC+0.0+0.1-0.0
CupWinningChivas vs Holy Toledo!+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Austin > Orlando vs Chivas Numba Juan-0.0+0.1+0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Allocation Mone finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-Lplayoffs12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152SpoonCount
6315-0-0In03172938101No207
6114-1-0In1717252588No12
6014-0-1In1512223216821No148
5913-2-0In1414144314No7
5813-1-1In414213117121No253
5713-0-2In0311232521113100No1,762*
5612-2-1In1613282513961No163
5512-1-2100.0%026152523179210No2,152*
5412-0-398.60015132124191041000No10,137*
5311-2-296.80261324251710300No1,264
5211-1-385.500261422241894100No11,541*
5111-0-456.900014101823211362000No39,852*
5010-2-335.5001411192321126200No6,104*
4910-1-415.500141017232114721000No41,583*
4810-0-52.50000261320221811520000No113,759*
479-2-40.400025132022191151000No19,630*
469-1-50.10000151118222013721000No106,213*
459-0-60.000001261319221811520000No243,378*
448-2-5Out0000261219221912520000No44,679*
438-1-6Out0000141017222014731000No201,605*
428-0-7Out0000251219221912620000No382,520
7-3-5Out0013713202218114100No11,335*
417-2-6Out00025111923201362000No74,753*
407-1-7Out00014917222115831000No286,566*
397-0-8Out0000251119232013620000No473,047
6-3-6Out0012613202218105100No16,168*
386-2-7Out00014111923211362000No92,462*
376-1-8Out00014917222115721000No308,006*
366-0-9Out0000251220231911510000No448,001
5-3-7Out0012713212317104100No17,128*
355-2-8Out000151220232011510000No84,488*
345-1-9Out000151119232013620000No248,485*
335-0-10Out00012715222317931000No323,143
4-3-8Out00138162223167310No12,986*
324-2-9Out000271522231783100No56,457*
314-1-10Out000271422241793100No147,804*
304-0-11Out0001511202420125100No172,845
3-3-9Out001512212419114100No6,718*
293-2-10Out00151222252010310No26,642*
283-1-11Out0025132326199200No63,152*
273-0-12Out001412232821920No69,778*
262-2-11Out00151628281740No8,588*
252-1-12Out0028213226101No18,325*
242-0-13Out00021126362220No18,413*
231-2-12Out01419373350No1,659*
221-1-13Out0312344290No3,251*
211-0-14Out042451201No2,921*
200-2-13Out2195024510.6%155
190-1-14Out0853344No262
180-0-15Out332531200.3397
Total:1.4%0000000000000001111222333444555555555443322211100000.0%4,220,904

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs