Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 10/27100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Mighty Joboos 80.6 Dungeness Crabt 146.66 +2.3
+0.6
He Hate Me 135.54 Bad Little Dogg 134.74 +0.7
+0.1
Murphy Dumps 128.68 Yo D Wreck This 110.24 -0.1
+0.0
Unnecessary Muf 117.6 Black Hole Band 146.92 +0.1
WTFantasy 144.82 Episiotomy Lace 85.58 -0.0
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 11/3100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Dungeness Crabt vs Bad Little Dogg+0.3-0.2-0.7
+0.2-0.4-0.5
WTFantasy vs Black Hole Band+0.0*+0.0-0.1
-0.0+0.2+0.1
Yo D Wreck This vs Ball Busters-0.0+0.1+0.1
Kaep'n Krunch vs Unnecessary Muf+0.0+0.1-0.0
Murphy Dumps vs Mighty Joboos+0.0+0.1-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Dungeness Crabt finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-L-Tplayoffs123456789101112Count
115-0-0In48525,555,754
10.54-0-1In18793386,284
104-1-0In1680410,499,342
3-0-2In37125110,748
9.53-1-1In2672820581,997
2-0-3In12854161169
93-2-0In26332307,800,800
2-1-2In02349243012,050
8.52-2-1100.0%0194728600321,364
1-1-397.4218383543114
82-3-0100.0015423391002,841,209
1-2-296.9111353614304,505
7.51-3-193.60728372261077,248
0-2-357.1552331021
71-4-088.1042035281010502,873
0-3-241.6193238182565
6.50-4-130.1006243925506,791
60-5-015.502133236151040,654
Total:99.6%1661165210000028,642,488
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs