Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 10/27100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Kaep'n Krunch 123.06 Ball Busters 99.34 -1.0
-0.6
He Hate Me 135.54 Bad Little Dogg 134.74 +0.4
-0.1
Unnecessary Muf 117.6 Black Hole Band 146.92 +0.1
-0.1
WTFantasy 144.82 Episiotomy Lace 85.58 +0.0
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 11/3100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Yo D Wreck This vs Ball Busters-0.4-0.3+0.8
-0.3-0.2+0.6
Kaep'n Krunch vs Unnecessary Muf+0.1+0.1-0.0
-0.1+0.1+0.0
Dungeness Crabt vs Bad Little Dogg+0.0+0.0-0.1
WTFantasy vs Black Hole Band+0.0*+0.0-0.1
He Hate Me vs Episiotomy Lace-0.0+0.2+0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Ball Busters finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-L-Tplayoffs123456789101112Count
75-0-089.3%0423372491025,817
6.54-0-127.40052236261014,824
64-1-021.70041833311310379,729
3-0-20.9173044163437
5.53-1-10.40052442253068,293
2-0-3Out29353517
53-2-00.2004204229502,604,386
2-1-2Out115453354,298
1-0-4Out1001
4.52-2-1Out011242388320,915
1-1-3Out18573498
42-3-0Out0093842108,018,230
1-2-2Out010464412,366
3.51-3-1Out074350605,306
0-2-3Out1288154
31-4-0Out05395610,993,280
0-3-2Out0128810,725
2.50-4-1Out0892374,571
20-5-0Out6945,219,041
Total:0.4%0000012716304428,642,488
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs