"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 10/28100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Charknado 129.16 canthutchthis 120.78 -15.1
-0.9
Never Fournette 135.06 Totsch MaGotes 149.94 -1.4
Shake and Baker 140 Zambambi 101.78 +0.9
+0.1
Non-Hopkins Lymphoma 82.32 AJ Greenman 122.34 +0.4
+0.1
Just Horsin' Around 103.58 0fucks 119.16 -0.4
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 11/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Non-Hopkins Lymphoma vs canthutchthis-12.7+12.7
-1.0+1.0
0fucks vs It's Von Like Donkey Kong-1.5+1.5
Just Horsin' Around vs Totsch MaGotes+0.9-0.9
Charknado vs Gronk but not Forgotten-0.7+0.7
Never Fournette vs Shake and Baker-0.6+0.6
-0.1+0.1
Zambambi vs AJ Greenman-0.3+0.3
-0.1+0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the canthutchthis finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-Lplayoffs123456789101112Count
85-0100.0%2193174020243,051
74-191.90041047317101,204,842
63-223.3003193629101002,408,207
52-30.10021533331422,406,213
41-4Out0031945321,203,570
30-5Out011881242,445
Total:24.8%01221011131414141287,708,328
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs