"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 11/18100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
canthutchthis 91.78 0fucks 89.62 +7.7
+0.6
Zambambi 105.36 Totsch MaGotes 114.78 -4.6
Just Horsin' Around 127.98 Shake and Baker 100.56 -1.2
-0.2
Gronk but not Forgotten 123.44 Charknado 122.24 +0.4
Non-Hopkins Lymphoma 94.22 It's Von Like Donkey Kong 136.16 -0.3
-0.1
AJ Greenman 126.22 Never Fournette 87.96 -0.1
Week of 11/25100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Never Fournette 116.42 canthutchthis 115.76 -11.3
-0.4
Charknado 68.04 0fucks 74.24 +9.1
It's Von Like Donkey Kong 101 Totsch MaGotes 113.36 -3.9
Just Horsin' Around 109.88 Gronk but not Forgotten 83.3 -0.9
-0.2
AJ Greenman 125.72 Zambambi 88.38 +0.0
Week of 12/2100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
canthutchthis 112.46 Just Horsin' Around 126.2 Out
-0.7
Charknado 106.68 Zambambi 102.2 Out
-0.1
Never Fournette 131.96 0fucks 97 +0.1
+0.1
It's Von Like Donkey Kong 98.82 Shake and Baker 96.12 -0.2
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs