"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 10/28100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Shake and Baker 140 Zambambi 101.78 +0.1
+0.2
Non-Hopkins Lymphoma 82.32 AJ Greenman 122.34 +0.0
-0.0
Never Fournette 135.06 Totsch MaGotes 149.94 +0.1
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 11/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Never Fournette vs Shake and Baker-0.0In
-0.4+0.3
Charknado vs Gronk but not Forgotten+0.1-0.0
Zambambi vs AJ Greenman+0.1-0.0

What If

Chances based on how well the Shake and Baker finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-Lplayoffs123456789101112Count
125-0In1004,832,484
114-1In9289,766,597
103-2In4944807,620,194
92-3In73644132,893,237
81-4In043363540,031
70-597.6%04882420045,257
Total:100.0%6920830000025,697,800
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs