"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 1/28100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Chowder Cup100.0*Average seed
RoyalDangleBerries 1 FightingSquirrels 4 -1.0
-0.0
Chiefs 2 MooseKnuckles 4 -0.6
Cashholes 1 FHTP 0 -0.1
GLP 2 ColtonsCrusaders 0 *No
Week of 2/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Chowder Cup100.0*Average seed
MooseKnuckles 4 ColtonsCrusaders 2 -0.2

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the RoyalDangleBerries finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChowderChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTTplayoffsCup1234567Count
1750-008.4%No8925,077
7-16OutNo1006,155,421*
Total:0.0%No01006,160,498

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs