Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 9/25100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Barcelona_Blues 55 Panties 40 -2.9
-0.5
El_Riba_Douche 51 Lap_Dance 40 -0.2
Amys_Biootch 45 Fortune_Cookies 28 +0.1
DSLs 47 Ass_Cracks 36 -0.1
Captain_Blackou 64 Head_Gear 47 -0.1
+0.0
Sexual_Chocolat 39 The_Buzz_Train 72 -0.1
+0.0
Whos_Your_Daddy 64 The_Orient_Expr 33 -0.1
+0.0
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 10/2100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Fortune_Cookies vs Panties-0.6+1.5
-0.3+0.7
Lap_Dance vs DSLs+0.1-0.1
-0.1+0.0
The_Orient_Expr vs El_Riba_Douche+0.1-0.0
-0.1+0.0
Ass_Cracks vs Barcelona_Blues+0.1-0.1
Captain_Blackou vs Sexual_Chocolat-0.0+0.1
+0.0-0.1
Head_Gear vs Whos_Your_Daddy+0.1-0.0
-0.1+0.0

What If

Chances based on how well the Panties finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-Lplayoffs1234567891011121314Count
1010-0In35491501,268
99-199.9%2143532152002,627
88-281.9031631301530024,887
77-322.00041834311210135,083
66-40.7017294220200467,016
55-50.00032345244001,062,184
44-6Out02174032911,622,889
33-7Out01103441141,637,688
22-8Out00635601,044,624
11-9Out0793383,402
00-10Out10063,159
Total:0.9%00000113713171819206,444,827
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs