How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 9/25100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
DSLs 47 Ass_Cracks 36 +12.2
+0.9
Barcelona_Blues 55 Panties 40 -1.1
-0.0
El_Riba_Douche 51 Lap_Dance 40 -0.6
Captain_Blackou 64 Head_Gear 47 -0.3
Sexual_Chocolat 39 The_Buzz_Train 72 -0.3
Whos_Your_Daddy 64 The_Orient_Expr 33 -0.2
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 10/2100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Lap_Dance vs DSLs-15.0+6.2
-0.9+0.4
Fortune_Cookies vs Panties-1.0+2.5
-0.0+0.1
The_Orient_Expr vs El_Riba_Douche+2.4-1.0
+0.1-0.0
Ass_Cracks vs Barcelona_Blues+1.9-1.2
Head_Gear vs Whos_Your_Daddy+1.0-0.3
Captain_Blackou vs Sexual_Chocolat-0.3+1.0
-0.0+0.1
The_Buzz_Train vs Amys_Biootch-0.1+0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the DSLs finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-Lplayoffs1234567891011121314Count
1210-0In100010,197
119-1In75232091,489
108-2In224526600397,457
97-399.8%110323617300989,252
86-487.000316363212101,556,557
75-534.700172740223001,612,712
64-63.20031943286001,111,963
53-70.00114353413200505,267
42-8Out0522362881143,739
31-9Out01930431823,437
20-10Out225732,757
Total:53.3%35710131516148421006,444,827
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs