How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 9/25100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Captain_Blackou 64 Head_Gear 47 +4.2
+0.4
El_Riba_Douche 51 Lap_Dance 40 -0.5
Barcelona_Blues 55 Panties 40 -0.4
Whos_Your_Daddy 64 The_Orient_Expr 33 -0.2
-0.0
Sexual_Chocolat 39 The_Buzz_Train 72 -0.1
-0.0
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 10/2100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Captain_Blackou vs Sexual_Chocolat+2.2-8.3
+0.2-0.8
The_Orient_Expr vs El_Riba_Douche+1.0-0.4
+0.1-0.0
Lap_Dance vs DSLs+1.0-0.4
+0.1-0.0
Fortune_Cookies vs Panties-0.3+0.8
-0.0+0.1
Head_Gear vs Whos_Your_Daddy+0.5-0.1
+0.1-0.0
Ass_Cracks vs Barcelona_Blues+0.3-0.2

What If

Chances based on how well the Captain_Blackou finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-Lplayoffs1234567891011121314Count
1310-0In10051,269
129-1In955323,210
118-2In682920927,991
107-3In2646254001,539,357
96-4100.0%2173633111001,638,866
85-592.10062436267101,171,483
74-639.600110283621300566,288
63-73.3003184033600182,908
52-80.001113836121037,553
41-9Out06283922504,496
30-10Out0103938131,406
Total:89.8%22201714107531000006,444,827
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs