How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 9/25100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
DSLs 47 Ass_Cracks 36 -12.8
-0.9
Barcelona_Blues 55 Panties 40 -0.7
El_Riba_Douche 51 Lap_Dance 40 -0.6
Sexual_Chocolat 39 The_Buzz_Train 72 -0.2
Captain_Blackou 64 Head_Gear 47 -0.2
Whos_Your_Daddy 64 The_Orient_Expr 33 *-0.1
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 10/2100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Ass_Cracks vs Barcelona_Blues+11.3-7.3
+0.9-0.6
Lap_Dance vs DSLs+1.6-0.7
The_Orient_Expr vs El_Riba_Douche+1.5-0.6
Fortune_Cookies vs Panties-0.5+1.3
Captain_Blackou vs Sexual_Chocolat-0.2+0.7
Head_Gear vs Whos_Your_Daddy+0.3-0.1
-0.1+0.0
The_Buzz_Train vs Amys_Biootch-0.1+0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Ass_Cracks finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-Lplayoffs1234567891011121314Count
1110-0In722623,231
109-1In22452660029,011
98-299.8%110323518400169,314
87-381.60031532321530562,971
76-425.100052036299001,182,748
65-51.300110354211101,635,927
54-60.00063241183001,507,603
43-7Out00319373191915,615
32-8Out018294419352,308
21-9Out03247377,502
10-10Out1008,597
Total:15.2%01124711162015107426,444,827
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs