How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/17100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Peter North Stars 12 Mr Hands 1 -6.0
-0.3
Suck my Deke 5.5 Jerdawgin 7.5 -1.1
TaxiCab Kanefes 7 Er Day Im Byfug 6 -1.0
Puckey Suckey 2 Malkin in the M 11 +0.4
Billy Haze 5 Cnt Destroyer 8 +0.4
Get Pucked 8 buttfinmygameup 5 +0.3
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 3/24100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Er Day Im Byfug vs Mr Hands-3.2+2.9
-0.3+0.3
Suck my Deke vs TaxiCab Kanefes+0.5-0.8
+0.1-0.1
Get Pucked vs Cnt Destroyer-0.6+0.4
Puckey Suckey vs buttfinmygameup+0.4-0.4
Billy Haze vs Jerdawgin+0.1-0.1
Peter North Stars vs Malkin in the M+0.1-0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the Mr Hands finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-L-Tplayoffs123456789101112Count
01-1-08.9%210000141126361731,063,229
0-2-06.451000000314364020,807,254
2-0-024.100112361220272278,931,989
Total:10.3%310001141022342460,802,472
Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs