"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/17100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Billy Haze 5 Cnt Destroyer 8 +2.4
+0.5
Suck my Deke 5.5 Jerdawgin 7.5 -0.4
TaxiCab Kanefes 7 Er Day Im Byfug 6 -0.3
Peter North Stars 12 Mr Hands 1 +0.3
-0.0
Get Pucked 8 buttfinmygameup 5 +0.2
Puckey Suckey 2 Malkin in the M 11 +0.1
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 3/24100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Get Pucked vs Cnt Destroyer-0.7+0.6
-0.6+0.4
Puckey Suckey vs buttfinmygameup+0.4-0.4
Suck my Deke vs TaxiCab Kanefes+0.2-0.3
-0.1+0.1
Er Day Im Byfug vs Mr Hands+0.1-0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the Cnt Destroyer finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-L-Tplayoffs123456789101112Count
01-1-096.0%410262515853101329,965,979
2-0-093.982435205100001519,005,982
0-2-090.261101817131412631011,830,511
Total:94.2%613262212754211360,802,472
Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs