"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 11/23100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Anal Conquistad 82.48 deathrowministry 133.72 -23.3
-1.0
Brady's Bombers 71.36 Connor's Conque 76.94 -3.7
-0.1
Chip Chip Chipa 80.5 Devastating Dales 79.98 -2.2
-0.1
Short Shorters 68.48 Belicheckurself 80.08 -1.7
-0.1
Robert Griffin 99.38 North Remembers 77.18 +0.4
Week of 11/30100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Chip Chip Chipa 74.96 Anal Conquistad 80.98 +24.2
+0.9
deathrowministry 113.52 North Remembers 173.16 -7.5
-0.1
JPP You're A Fi 154 Connor's Conque 112.72 +1.5
+0.1
Belicheckurself 81.8 Robert Griffin 69.64 -1.2
-0.1
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 12/7100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
TouchDowns Synd vs Anal ConquistadOut+44.1
-1.0+1.0
Connor's Conque vs deathrowministry-5.8+5.8
-0.2+0.2
Robert Griffin vs Chip Chip Chipa-5.7+5.7
-0.2+0.2
Short Shorters vs North Remembers+2.4-2.4
+0.2-0.2
Devastating Dales vs Belicheckurself+0.1-0.1
+0.3-0.3

What If

Chances based on how well the Anal Conquistad finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-Lplayoffs123456789101112Count
71-088.2%12383812014,143,558
60-1Out4850214,147,178
Total:44.1%619193025128,290,736
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs