"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 9/12100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Erect Humdinger 71.28 Lanterne Rouge 115.38 +9.2
+0.7
If winner is:HomeAway
Lanterne Rouge vs HannesLeukemans+11.2-11.2
+0.7-0.7
Clutch Playmake vs Erect Humdinger-0.4+0.4
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 9/24100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Lanterne Rouge vs Dick Henderson'+10.7-10.7
+0.7-0.7
Flying V vs larlotto85-0.4+0.4
Mukk Service vs Geno+0.4-0.4

What If

Chances based on how well the Lanterne Rouge finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-Lplayoffs12345678910Count
1413-0In100571
1312-1In10003,780
1211-2In99122,440
1110-3In955082,447
109-4100.0%792010206,487
98-598.3414414200372,502
87-673.772938215100495,325
76-715.602133033174000496,547
65-80.20031330331740371,648
54-90.0000316373410206,049
43-10Out0110414782,629
32-11Out01168322,405
21-12Out03973,719
10-13Out100587
Total:47.5%1915131110986542,367,136
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 9/12100.0*Lottery seed
Erect Humdinger 71.28 Lanterne Rouge 115.38 -1.5
If winner is:HomeAway
Lanterne Rouge vs HannesLeukemans-1.5+1.5
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 9/24100.0*Lottery seed
Lanterne Rouge vs Dick Henderson'-1.5+1.5

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TWW-L1234567891011121314151617181920
1413-0100
1312-110000
1211-29821
1110-3869500
109-451271911000
98-5103130131311000
87-6074242018111041000
76-7002013281620181262000
65-800001411202420136200
54-9000028202926133
43-10016234328
32-11032672
21-120694
10-130100
Total:109886734454444444332