How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/3100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Timbers 5 Minnesota 1 +8.5
+2.0
-1.9
+0.7
Earthquakes 1 Impact 0 -1.0
-0.1
Rapids 1 Revolution 0 -0.6
-0.1
DC United 0 Sporting KC 0 +0.4
*+0.0
Real Salt Lake 0 Toronto FC 0 *+0.2
*+0.0
Whitecaps 0 Union 0 *+0.1
*+0.0
Dynamo 2 Sounders 1 *-0.1
Week of 3/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Dynamo 3 Crew 1 -0.6
-0.1
Fire 2 Real Salt Lake 0 +0.6
+0.0
Red Bulls 1 Rapids 0 +0.5
+0.0
Sporting KC 0 FC Dallas 0 +0.4
Impact 2 Sounders 2 +0.4
*+0.0
Earthquakes 3 Whitecaps 2 *-0.2
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Revolution vs Orlando+0.2+0.1-0.3

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Timbers finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
72-99In99.8%100No2,983*
7119-5-6In99.51000No1,480*
7018-7-5In98.2991No2,324*
6918-6-6In98.4991No3,278*
6817-8-5In97.69910No4,792*
6717-7-6In95.8982No6,615*
6617-6-7In93.59820No9,458*
6516-8-6In89.99640No12,450*
6416-7-7In85.69460No16,328*
6316-6-8In79.091900No21,280*
6215-8-7In71.7871200No27,143*
6115-7-8In62.3821710No34,363*
6015-6-9In51.47622200No42,222*
5914-8-8In39.56828300No50,736*
5814-7-9In28.05934600No59,904*
5713-9-8In17.649401010No69,323*
5613-8-9In9.8384316200No79,201*
5513-7-10In4.4284423500No88,057*
5412-9-9100.0%1.61941299100No97,562*
5312-8-10100.00.412353515300No104,621*
5212-7-1199.90.162637237100No110,386*
5111-9-1099.70.0317343013300No113,470*
5011-8-1198.9No1102734217100No57,376
10-11-998.9No19273421710No59,631*
4911-7-1296.8No0418322913300No115,166*
4810-9-1191.5No02102633217100No112,902*
4710-8-1281.7No014173129143000No108,470*
4610-7-1366.6No00292432238100No102,037*
459-9-1248.6No00415303116400No93,976*
449-8-1330.7No0017223325920No84,842*
438-10-1216.5No0031329321840No74,788*
428-9-137.6No001722342791No64,962*
418-8-142.9No0031330341730.0%54,715*
407-10-130.9No01723382660.245,890*
397-9-140.3No003153535120.837,164*
387-8-150.1No0192942192.429,155*
376-10-140.0No0042344286.322,810*
366-9-150.0No00215434013.117,466*
356-8-16OutNo019405023.312,890*
346-7-17OutNo05346035.89,456*
335-9-16OutNo03277048.36,412*
325-8-17OutNo1207959.94,390*
315-7-18OutNo1158470.22,976*
304-9-17OutNo0108978.91,824*
294-8-18OutNo089283.71,173*
284-7-19OutNo049690.9733*
273-9-18OutNo39794.1407*
263-8-19OutNo39795.5243*
253-7-20OutNo29893.7143*
9-24OutNo100Yes367*
Total:73.8%9.5%17141311109865431.1%2,080,340

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 3/3100.0*Lottery seed
Timbers 5 Minnesota 1 -1.3
Earthquakes 1 Impact 0 +0.1
DC United 0 Sporting KC 0 *-0.1
Rapids 1 Revolution 0 +0.1
Whitecaps 0 Union 0 *-0.0
Real Salt Lake 0 Toronto FC 0 *-0.0
Week of 3/11100.0*Lottery seed
Dynamo 3 Crew 1 +0.1
Impact 2 Sounders 2 -0.1
Sporting KC 0 FC Dallas 0 *-0.1
Red Bulls 1 Rapids 0 -0.0
Fire 2 Real Salt Lake 0 -0.0
Earthquakes 3 Whitecaps 2 +0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
76-99100
7520-6-41000
7420-5-5100
7319-7-41000
7219-6-51000
7119-5-610000
7018-7-59811
6918-6-69811
6817-8-598110
6717-7-69632
6617-6-794420
6516-8-6906400
6416-7-786860
6316-6-879129000
6215-8-7721612000
6115-7-8622016010
6015-6-951252112000
5914-8-840282713000
5814-7-928313136000
5713-9-8183133710010
5613-8-9102932111512000
5513-7-1042427172125000
5412-9-92171823255901000
5312-8-10011102525101513000
5212-7-1106422201720370100
5111-9-100311612222371203000
5011-8-11109422191519270100
4911-7-120041171122218121300
4810-9-1100201042217161937100
4710-8-120104116822209144100
4610-7-13000209321141819113000
459-9-120004014623191910300
449-8-1300107220122221113100
438-10-1200030135162522114100
428-9-13001071719272312300
418-8-14000302920282311300
407-10-130100311232922920
397-9-14000141326291961
387-8-1500016173029142
376-10-14000292434256
366-9-150001415333413
356-8-160018274023
346-7-17003194236
335-9-1601123948
325-8-170073360
315-7-18032670
304-9-17021979
294-8-1811684
284-7-190991
273-9-180594
263-8-19595
253-7-20694
9-24100
Total:9887766555444333332221