Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/3100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Real Salt Lake 0 Toronto FC 0 -2.1
-0.6
+0.3
-0.2
Rapids 1 Revolution 0 -0.8
-0.1
Earthquakes 1 Impact 0 -0.7
-0.1
Galaxy 1 FC Dallas 2 *-0.2
*-0.1
DC United 0 Sporting KC 0 *+0.2
*+0.0
Timbers 5 Minnesota 1 -0.1
Whitecaps 0 Union 0 *+0.1
*+0.0
Dynamo 2 Sounders 1 *-0.1
Week of 3/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Fire 2 Real Salt Lake 0 -6.4
-1.4
+1.7
-0.5
Dynamo 3 Crew 1 -0.9
-0.1
Red Bulls 1 Rapids 0 +0.7
-0.1
+0.0
Impact 2 Sounders 2 *+0.2
*+0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Real Salt Lake finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
71-92InYes100No332*
7021-5-4In97.8%991No91*
68-69In98.3100No412*
6720-5-5In95.8973No403*
6619-7-4In94.6982No650*
6519-6-5In89.29550No1,038*
6419-5-6In83.6937No1,497*
6318-7-5In78.89190No2,306*
6218-6-6In71.286130No3,341*
6118-5-7In61.180191No4,843*
6017-7-6In50.6742420No6,890*
5917-6-7In39.1672940No9,326*
5816-8-6In27.25636700No12,615*
5716-7-7In16.846411210No16,592*
5616-6-8In9.1354418300No21,616*
5515-8-7In4.0264325610No27,393*
5415-7-8100.0%1.316403111200No34,254*
5315-6-9100.00.310323618400No42,245*
5214-8-899.90.152336259100No51,072*
5114-7-999.50.02153232154000No59,834*
5013-9-898.30.0182434248100No69,576*
4913-8-995.3No0315313016410No79,557*
4813-7-1088.7No0182233249200No88,968*
4712-9-977.1No00314293117510No96,689*
4612-8-1060.5No001721322611200No104,627*
4512-7-1141.6No00312273220610No109,571*
4411-9-1025.0No0161932281220No113,774*
4311-8-1112.6No0021026342161No115,872*
4211-7-125.4No00151833301220.0%115,344*
4110-9-112.0No00021028362040.0112,566*
4010-8-120.6No001520373080.2108,449*
3910-7-130.2No002123338140.9101,653*
389-9-120.0No00172743233.093,415*
379-8-130.0No0031944337.484,356*
369-7-140.0No00112424414.675,270*
358-9-13OutNo018375525.264,918*
348-8-14OutNo004316536.954,903*
337-10-13OutNo002247349.745,900*
327-9-14OutNo01188161.037,238*
317-8-15OutNo00138771.929,637*
306-10-14OutNo099179.922,952*
296-9-15OutNo069385.917,312*
286-8-16OutNo049690.912,852*
275-10-15OutNo039793.99,230*
265-9-16OutNo29896.26,559*
255-8-17OutNo19997.74,375*
245-7-18OutNo19998.33,022*
234-9-17OutNo19998.51,893*
224-8-18OutNo010099.41,196*
214-7-19OutNo010099.6774*
2-20OutNo10099.91,142*
Total:36.3%1.4%35678910111214179.5%2,080,340

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 3/3100.0*Lottery seed
Real Salt Lake 0 Toronto FC 0 +0.3
Rapids 1 Revolution 0 +0.1
Earthquakes 1 Impact 0 +0.1
DC United 0 Sporting KC 0 *-0.0
Galaxy 1 FC Dallas 2 *+0.0
Whitecaps 0 Union 0 *-0.0
Dynamo 2 Sounders 1 *+0.0
Week of 3/11100.0*Lottery seed
Fire 2 Real Salt Lake 0 +1.0
Dynamo 3 Crew 1 +0.1
Red Bulls 1 Rapids 0 -0.0
Impact 2 Sounders 2 *-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
71-92100
7021-5-49811
6921-4-5991
6820-6-4982
6720-5-59613
6619-7-49532
6519-6-589650
6419-5-684107
6318-7-5791290
6218-6-671151300
6118-5-761191801
6017-7-6512423120
5917-6-73928282400
5816-8-627293347000
5716-7-7172934612010
5616-6-89263311171300
5515-8-7422261723260100
5415-7-81151822275110200
5315-6-901092326101714000
5214-8-805420201722380100
5114-7-902114112124815140000
5013-9-80107420191521380100
4913-8-90031141021228151410
4813-7-10010831917162139200
4712-9-900031138212110166100
4612-8-10000107218141821134100
4512-7-1100030116212022124100
4411-9-100106117122323124100
4311-8-110020105162623134100
4211-7-120010517182724134100
4110-9-110000202819282412410
4010-8-12001003102229231020
3910-7-130000141225302171
389-9-12000015162930153
379-8-13000282334267
369-7-140000314323615
358-9-130017254125
348-8-140003174237
337-10-1301113850
327-9-140063361
317-8-150032572
306-10-14011980
296-9-15011386
286-8-160991
275-10-150694
265-9-160496
255-8-17298
245-7-18298
234-9-17199
224-8-18199
214-7-190100
203-9-180100
2-19100
Total:1223333444454555667789