How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/3100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Earthquakes 1 Impact 0 -6.2
-1.6
+1.6
-0.5
Rapids 1 Revolution 0 +0.6
+0.0
Crew 1 Fire 1 +0.4
Real Salt Lake 0 Toronto FC 0 *+0.3
+0.0
DC United 0 Sporting KC 0 *+0.3
*+0.0
Whitecaps 0 Union 0 *+0.3
*+0.0
Orlando 1 NYCFC 0 *-0.2
Atlanta 1 Red Bulls 2 *-0.1
Week of 3/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Impact 2 Sounders 2 -2.1
-0.5
+0.3
-0.2
Fire 2 Real Salt Lake 0 -0.8
-0.1
Dynamo 3 Crew 1 +0.7
+0.1
Red Bulls 1 Rapids 0 -0.7
*-0.1
-0.1
Union 2 Toronto FC 2 +0.3
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Revolution vs Orlando-0.3+0.4*-0.1
*+0.0+0.1-0.1
+0.1*-0.0-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Impact finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
70-95InYes100No747*
6920-7-4In97.2%991No357*
6820-6-5In96.1991No622*
6720-5-6In94.7982No856*
6619-7-5In93.2973No1,350*
6519-6-6In90.09640No2,041*
6418-8-5In83.49370No2,973*
6318-7-6In78.59190No4,152*
6218-6-7In69.5861310No5,810*
6117-8-6In60.6811810No8,212*
6017-7-7In49.0742420No11,029*
5917-6-8In37.96629400No14,731*
5816-8-7In26.35736700No18,977*
5716-7-8In15.846411210No24,430*
5615-9-7In8.4354318300No30,563*
5515-8-8In3.8254425610No37,992*
5415-7-9100.0%1.316393211200No45,726*
5314-9-8100.00.310323618400No54,678*
5214-8-999.90.152336269100No63,976*
5114-7-1099.50.0214313216400No72,709*
5013-9-998.2No172334249200No82,051*
4913-8-1094.70.003143031165100No90,843*
4813-7-1187.6No01722322510200No98,638*
4712-9-1075.1No003132831186100No104,892*
4612-8-1157.7No001619322712300No110,000*
4512-7-1239.1No00211263221710No113,431*
4411-9-1122.7No00151731301430No114,135*
4311-8-1210.9No002925342371No113,290*
4210-10-114.5No00041632311420.0%109,342*
4110-9-121.7No002926362350.0104,987*
4010-8-130.5No004183632100.298,261*
399-10-120.1No002113140170.989,821*
389-9-130.0No00162444262.980,616*
379-8-140.0No0031744377.471,139*
368-10-13OutNo0110414814.861,480*
358-9-14OutNo006345925.252,244*
348-8-15OutNo003286937.342,844*
337-10-14OutNo002217749.234,934*
327-9-15OutNo01158460.627,876*
317-8-16OutNo0118971.421,554*
306-10-15OutNo089279.216,470*
296-9-16OutNo059586.012,009*
286-8-17OutNo039790.88,948*
275-10-16OutNo29894.36,366*
265-9-17OutNo19996.54,299*
255-8-18OutNo19997.42,894*
244-10-17OutNo010098.31,984*
234-9-18OutNo010098.41,164*
224-8-19OutNo010099.7727*
2-21OutNo10099.91,170*
Total:42.6%2.2%56788910101112147.0%2,080,340

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 3/3100.0*Lottery seed
Earthquakes 1 Impact 0 +1.0
Rapids 1 Revolution 0 -0.0
Real Salt Lake 0 Toronto FC 0 *-0.0
Whitecaps 0 Union 0 *-0.0
DC United 0 Sporting KC 0 -0.0
Week of 3/11100.0*Lottery seed
Impact 2 Sounders 2 +0.3
Red Bulls 1 Rapids 0 +0.1
Fire 2 Real Salt Lake 0 +0.1
Dynamo 3 Crew 1 -0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Revolution vs Orlando+0.0-0.1+0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
70-95100
6920-7-49721
6820-6-59621
6720-5-69532
6619-7-59343
6519-6-690640
6418-8-58310700
6318-7-67912900
6218-6-7701713010
6117-8-6612117010
6017-7-7492523120
5917-6-83829272400
5816-8-726303247000
5716-7-8163033712010
5615-9-782731121713000
5515-8-842126182326010
5415-7-91151722265110200
5314-9-80992325111714000
5214-8-905320191723390100
5114-7-100211310212381514000
5013-9-9107420181521390200
4913-8-1000031149212281615100
4813-7-110107319161622310200
4712-9-1000031127202110176100
4612-8-1100106217141822154100
4512-7-12000201052120231341000
4411-9-1100105116112424134100
4311-8-120002094152624144100
4210-10-110000416182724144100
4110-9-1200202819282413410
4010-8-1300002102229231020
399-10-120000131225312171
389-9-13000015163030153
379-8-14000282235267
368-10-1300314323615
358-9-1400017254125
348-8-15003174237
337-10-1401113949
327-9-150063361
317-8-160032671
306-10-15011979
296-9-16011386
286-8-170991
275-10-160694
265-9-170396
255-8-180397
244-10-17298
234-9-18298
224-8-190100
213-10-180100
2-20100
Total:2333344444445555666677