How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/3100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Earthquakes 1 Impact 0 -4.5
-1.2
+1.1
-0.3
Rapids 1 Revolution 0 +0.5
+0.0
Crew 1 Fire 1 +0.4
DC United 0 Sporting KC 0 +0.4
+0.1
+0.0
Atlanta 1 Red Bulls 2 *-0.2
Orlando 1 NYCFC 0 *-0.1
Whitecaps 0 Union 0 *-0.1
*-0.0
Week of 3/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Impact 2 Sounders 2 -4.3
-0.5
+1.5
-0.3
Fire 2 Real Salt Lake 0 -0.6
-0.0
Red Bulls 1 Rapids 0 -0.6
-0.0
Dynamo 3 Crew 1 +0.5
+0.0
Union 2 Toronto FC 2 +0.3
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Revolution vs Orlando-0.3+0.4+0.1
+0.0*-0.0-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Impact finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
71-95InYes100No1,003*
7021-5-5In99.2%1000No246*
6920-7-4In97.7991No391*
6820-6-5In97.6991No671*
6720-5-6In92.6982No1,120*
6619-7-5In91.2973No1,780*
6519-6-6In87.79640No2,823*
6419-5-7In83.39370No4,496*
6318-7-6In75.290100No6,735*
6218-6-7In67.2861310No9,977*
6117-8-6In56.3801910No14,879*
6017-7-7In44.8722520No21,101*
5917-6-8In32.96332500No29,625*
5816-8-7In21.75338810No40,598*
5716-7-8In13.0424313200No54,853*
5616-6-9In6.5314420400No71,616*
5515-8-8In2.7224228810No92,118*
5415-7-9100.0%0.914363414200No116,405*
5314-9-8100.00.272837216100No143,663*
5214-8-999.80.0319352911200No173,921*
5114-7-1099.20.0111293419610No206,308*
5013-9-997.4No0519332812200No238,475*
4913-8-1092.7No02112733206100No272,111*
4813-7-1183.3No01518312913300No302,225*
4712-9-1068.5No00292533238100No329,888*
4612-8-1149.7No000415303116400No353,264*
4512-7-1231.3No0018223425910No368,559*
4411-9-1116.6No00031330331740No378,051*
4311-8-127.4No001621352791No379,092*
4210-10-112.8No0031331341730.0%372,500*
4110-9-120.8No001623382660.0356,364*
4010-8-130.2No003153635110.1336,432*
399-10-120.0No00182942190.5309,045*
389-9-130.0No00042245291.7277,240*
379-8-140.0No0021444404.4244,055*
368-10-130.0No001939519.5210,787*
358-9-14OutNo005336217.3176,020*
348-8-15OutNo03277127.2144,550*
337-10-14OutNo01207938.8115,752*
327-9-15OutNo01148550.490,266*
317-8-16OutNo00108961.168,951*
306-10-15OutNo079370.851,274*
296-9-16OutNo059578.637,125*
286-8-17OutNo039784.926,288*
275-10-16OutNo029889.617,635*
265-9-17OutNo19993.112,161*
255-8-18OutNo010095.87,544*
244-10-17OutNo010096.84,814*
234-9-18OutNo010098.62,943*
224-8-19OutNo010098.91,661*
2-21OutNo10099.82,807*
Total:36.3%1.2%34678910111314165.8%6,482,208

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 3/3100.0*Lottery seed
Earthquakes 1 Impact 0 +0.7
Crew 1 Fire 1 -0.1
DC United 0 Sporting KC 0 -0.0
Rapids 1 Revolution 0 -0.0
Atlanta 1 Red Bulls 2 +0.0
Week of 3/11100.0*Lottery seed
Impact 2 Sounders 2 +0.7
Red Bulls 1 Rapids 0 +0.1
Fire 2 Real Salt Lake 0 +0.0
Dynamo 3 Crew 1 -0.0

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
71-95100
7021-5-59900
6920-7-49821
6820-6-59811
6720-5-69352
6619-7-59163
6519-6-688840
6419-5-7839700
6318-7-675151000
6218-6-7671913010
6117-8-6562319010
6017-7-7452724120
5917-6-833302935000
5816-8-722313358010
5716-7-813293391302000
5616-6-962530141914000
5515-8-831923202538010
5415-7-911314232771302000
5314-9-807722241320160100
5214-8-90321617182541102000
5114-7-100111082024101816010
5013-9-90053171716244120200
4913-8-100021108192391916100
4813-7-11001052151516254133000
4712-9-100002097182310219200
4612-8-11000004213141626186100
4512-7-120001075172226154100
4411-9-1100003112132726134100
4311-8-120001065182825134100
4210-10-11000318202924123000
4110-9-120001021022292310300
4010-8-130000312243021810
399-10-120000151528291750
389-9-13000017203227112
379-8-1400003112734204
368-10-13000151935309
358-9-1400211313917
348-8-150016234327
337-10-140003164239
327-9-1501103950
317-8-1600063361
306-10-15032671
296-9-16012079
286-8-17011485
275-10-1601090
265-9-170793
255-8-180496
244-10-170397
234-9-18199
224-8-19199
214-7-20199
18-20100
173-6-22199
2-16100
Total:1223333344546666677776