"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/3100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Crew 1 Fire 1 -1.7
-0.6
+0.3
-0.1
Rapids 1 Revolution 0 +0.8
+0.1
Earthquakes 1 Impact 0 +0.5
*-0.1
+0.0
Orlando 1 NYCFC 0 -0.3
Atlanta 1 Red Bulls 2 -0.3
Whitecaps 0 Union 0 *+0.2
*+0.0
DC United 0 Sporting KC 0 *+0.0
Real Salt Lake 0 Toronto FC 0 *+0.0
Dynamo 2 Sounders 1 +0.1
Week of 3/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Fire 2 Real Salt Lake 0 +8.0
+1.8
-2.0
+0.6
Red Bulls 1 Rapids 0 -0.8
-0.1
Dynamo 3 Crew 1 +0.7
+0.0
Union 2 Toronto FC 2 +0.5
Impact 2 Sounders 2 *+0.3
*+0.0
Earthquakes 3 Whitecaps 2 *-0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Revolution vs Orlando-0.2+0.4*-0.1
+0.1*+0.0-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Fire finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
72-97InYes100No750*
7120-7-4In98.9%1000No360*
7020-6-5In97.9991No562*
6920-5-6In97.7991No894*
6819-7-5In97.0991No1,363*
6719-6-6In95.3982No1,929*
6618-8-5In92.9973No2,915*
6518-7-6In89.19640No4,301*
6418-6-7In84.29370No5,874*
6317-8-6In77.990100No8,101*
6217-7-7In70.5861310No11,128*
6117-6-8In59.6811810No14,709*
6016-8-7In49.4742420No19,032*
5916-7-8In37.7663040No24,436*
5816-6-9In26.25636710No30,660*
5715-8-8In16.847411110No38,020*
5615-7-9In8.9364417300No45,853*
5514-9-8100.0%3.82644246100No54,595*
5414-8-9100.01.417403111200No63,994*
5314-7-10100.00.4103236174000No73,341*
5213-9-999.90.1523362591000No82,159*
5113-8-1099.50.0215323215400No90,729*
5013-7-1198.40.0182434248100No98,309*
4912-9-1095.3No03153130164100No105,163*
4812-8-1188.7No0182333249200No110,697*
4712-7-1277.1No00314293117510No113,176*
4611-9-1160.3No001720322611200No113,587*
4511-8-1241.3No00312273220610No113,320*
4410-10-1124.4No00151832291220No110,034*
4310-9-1212.2No00021026342261No104,753*
4210-8-135.4No00151833301220.0%97,245*
419-10-121.9No0021027362140.089,101*
409-9-130.6No001519373080.281,068*
399-8-140.2No002123238160.870,998*
388-10-130.0No0162543242.861,762*
378-9-140.0No0031844356.751,644*
368-8-15OutNo0111414614.043,483*
357-10-14OutNo007365724.035,119*
347-9-15OutNo04296735.527,463*
337-8-16OutNo02227648.621,690*
326-10-15OutNo01168360.016,397*
316-9-16OutNo00118971.012,330*
306-8-17OutNo089279.18,834*
295-10-16OutNo059585.46,317*
285-9-17OutNo039690.34,225*
275-8-18OutNo029893.22,937*
264-10-17OutNo19996.91,835*
254-9-18OutNo010097.91,173*
244-8-19OutNo19997.6722*
4-23OutNo10099.51,253*
Total:53.8%3.9%899999999994.0%2,080,340

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 3/3100.0*Lottery seed
Crew 1 Fire 1 +0.3
Rapids 1 Revolution 0 -0.1
Atlanta 1 Red Bulls 2 *+0.0
Whitecaps 0 Union 0 *-0.0
Earthquakes 1 Impact 0 -0.0
Real Salt Lake 0 Toronto FC 0 *-0.0
Week of 3/11100.0*Lottery seed
Fire 2 Real Salt Lake 0 -1.3
Red Bulls 1 Rapids 0 +0.1
Union 2 Toronto FC 2 -0.1
Dynamo 3 Crew 1 -0.1
Impact 2 Sounders 2 *-0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Revolution vs Orlando+0.0-0.1+0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
72-97100
7120-7-49910
7020-6-59811
6920-5-69821
6819-7-59721
6719-6-69532
6618-8-59343
6518-7-689640
6418-6-784970
6317-8-678121000
6217-7-7711613010
6117-6-8602118010
6016-8-7492423120
5916-7-83828282400
5816-6-926303247010
5715-8-8173034711010
5615-7-992732121713000
5514-9-8422261822260100
5414-8-91151722265110200
5314-7-1009923261116140000
5213-9-90542019172238010000
5113-8-100211411212481514000
5013-7-110108420191521380100
4912-9-1000311410212281514100
4812-8-110010831917162139200
4712-7-12000311382121101661000
4611-9-1100107218141822134100
4511-8-1200030116212022124100
4410-10-1100105117122423124100
4310-9-12000020105162624134100
4210-8-130010517182724134100
419-10-1200202820282412300
409-9-13001003102229221020
399-8-140000141326302071
388-10-1300015173030153
378-9-14000292335257
368-8-1500315333514
357-10-1400018264124
347-9-15004184236
337-8-16001113949
326-10-1500173360
316-9-160032671
306-8-17011979
295-10-1611485
285-9-1700990
275-8-180793
264-10-170397
254-9-18298
244-8-19298
234-7-20199
223-9-19199
4-21100
Total:4444455555555555555544