How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/3100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Earthquakes 1 Impact 0 +8.0
+2.1
-1.9
+0.6
Rapids 1 Revolution 0 -0.6
-0.1
DC United 0 Sporting KC 0 *+0.3
*+0.0
Whitecaps 0 Union 0 *+0.3
*+0.0
Dynamo 2 Sounders 1 *-0.2
Galaxy 1 FC Dallas 2 *-0.2
Real Salt Lake 0 Toronto FC 0 *+0.2
*+0.0
Timbers 5 Minnesota 1 -0.1
Week of 3/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Earthquakes 3 Whitecaps 2 +8.5
+2.8
-1.2
+0.7
Dynamo 3 Crew 1 -0.8
-0.1
Fire 2 Real Salt Lake 0 +0.6
+0.0
Red Bulls 1 Rapids 0 +0.5
*-0.1
+0.0
Sporting KC 0 FC Dallas 0 +0.2
Union 2 Toronto FC 2 +0.2
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Revolution vs Orlando*+0.1+0.1-0.2

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Earthquakes finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
73-99InYes100No1,101*
7220-6-5In99.7%1000No603*
7120-5-6In99.51000No923*
7019-7-5In98.81000No1,382*
6919-6-6In98.1991No1,967*
6818-8-5In97.1991No2,872*
6718-7-6In95.7982No4,258*
6618-6-7In93.0973No5,880*
6517-8-6In89.49640No8,150*
6417-7-7In85.29460No10,903*
6317-6-8In78.89090No14,564*
6216-8-7In71.3871310No19,015*
6116-7-8In62.3811810No24,492*
6016-6-9In51.3752320No30,941*
5915-8-8In39.46729400No37,997*
5815-7-9In27.35835710No46,016*
5714-9-8In17.5484010100No54,640*
5614-8-9In9.6384317300No64,096*
5514-7-10100.0%4.32744245100No72,869*
5413-9-9100.01.518403110100No82,258*
5313-8-10100.00.411343516400No90,652*
5213-7-1199.90.162537248100No99,098*
5112-9-1099.60.0316333114300No105,180*
5012-8-1198.8No192634227100No110,580*
4912-7-1296.3No0417322914300No112,907*
4811-9-1190.9No0292533228100No113,842*
4711-8-1280.8No00416303015400No113,134*
4610-10-1165.7No00182333249200No109,656*
4510-9-1247.4No000314293117400No104,508*
4410-8-1329.9No00172133261020No97,692*
439-10-1215.9No0031329321840No89,796*
429-9-137.3No0016213427910.0%80,456*
419-8-142.7No00031331341730.071,132*
408-10-130.9No01723372660.161,726*
398-9-140.2No003153535110.752,065*
388-8-150.0No0192942192.443,010*
377-10-140.0No0042245286.335,170*
367-9-15OutNo0215434013.527,701*
357-8-16OutNo0110395023.121,479*
346-10-15OutNo06336135.816,451*
336-9-16OutNo03277047.112,229*
326-8-17OutNo02217759.28,787*
315-10-16OutNo1158470.46,030*
305-9-17OutNo0109079.24,277*
295-8-18OutNo089284.02,842*
285-7-19OutNo59588.91,867*
274-9-18OutNo39794.51,167*
264-8-19OutNo29896.4750*
254-7-20OutNo29896.5455*
22-24OutNo10098.7451*
212-9-20OutNo29897.641*
6-20OutNo100Yes282*
Total:65.7%6.7%13121111109987652.1%2,080,340

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 3/3100.0*Lottery seed
Earthquakes 1 Impact 0 -1.3
Rapids 1 Revolution 0 +0.1
Whitecaps 0 Union 0 *-0.0
Real Salt Lake 0 Toronto FC 0 *-0.0
Dynamo 2 Sounders 1 *+0.0
DC United 0 Sporting KC 0 *-0.0
Galaxy 1 FC Dallas 2 *+0.0
Week of 3/11100.0*Lottery seed
Earthquakes 3 Whitecaps 2 -1.3
Dynamo 3 Crew 1 +0.1
Fire 2 Real Salt Lake 0 -0.0
Red Bulls 1 Rapids 0 -0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
73-99100
7220-6-510000
7120-5-69900
7019-7-59910
6919-6-69811
6818-8-59721
6718-7-69622
6618-6-79343
6517-8-689640
6417-7-785860
6317-6-87912900
6216-8-7711513010
6116-7-8621917010
6016-6-9512422120
5915-8-839282724000
5815-7-927313236010
5714-9-81731337100100
5614-8-9102832111613000
5514-7-10423271722250100
5413-9-92171822264100100
5313-8-10010102425101614000
5213-7-1106421201721370100
5112-9-100311512222371313000
5012-8-11109522191519370100
4912-7-120041161121228131300
4811-9-11020942117161938100
4711-8-120004115822219144100
4610-10-1100108320141820113000
4510-9-12000030146231920103000
4410-8-1300107220122321113100
439-10-1200030135162522124100
429-9-130010617192723124100
419-8-14000302921282311300
408-10-130100311232922920
398-9-140000141326301961
388-8-1500016173029142
377-10-140002102434246
367-9-1501415323413
357-8-16018274023
346-10-15004194136
336-9-16002123947
326-8-170163459
315-10-160032670
305-9-170011979
295-8-18011584
285-7-1901189
274-9-180595
264-8-19496
254-7-20496
243-9-19298
22-23100
212-9-20298
6-20100
Total:7666655555554444443332