"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/3100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
DC United 0 Sporting KC 0 -2.0
-0.6
+0.3
-0.2
Earthquakes 1 Impact 0 +0.6
+0.0
Rapids 1 Revolution 0 +0.6
+0.0
Crew 1 Fire 1 +0.4
Atlanta 1 Red Bulls 2 *-0.3
Whitecaps 0 Union 0 *+0.2
*+0.0
Orlando 1 NYCFC 0 *-0.1
*-0.1
Week of 3/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Fire 2 Real Salt Lake 0 -0.9
-0.1
Red Bulls 1 Rapids 0 -0.8
-0.1
Dynamo 3 Crew 1 +0.7
+0.1
Impact 2 Sounders 2 +0.4
+0.0
Union 2 Toronto FC 2 +0.4
Sporting KC 0 FC Dallas 0 *+0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Revolution vs Orlando-0.3+0.4*+0.0
*+0.0+0.0-0.1
+0.1*-0.0-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the DC United finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
72-94InYes100No341*
7122-4-5In97.2%973No71*
69-70In98.9100No360*
6820-7-4In96.3982No356*
6720-6-5In95.4982No548*
6620-5-6In93.4973No885*
6519-7-5In89.29640No1,391*
6419-6-6In84.89460No2,018*
6318-8-5In80.492800No2,953*
6218-7-6In71.187130No4,099*
6118-6-7In61.382171No5,917*
6017-8-6In50.5752220No8,170*
5917-7-7In39.6672940No10,979*
5817-6-8In28.15835700No14,625*
5716-8-7In17.248401110No19,106*
5616-7-8In9.6374417300No24,412*
5515-9-7100.0%4.52743245100No30,518*
5415-8-8In1.51740311020No37,672*
5315-7-9100.00.4103336174000No45,586*
5214-9-899.90.152436258100No54,383*
5114-8-999.50.0215323115400No63,494*
5014-7-1098.4No182433248100No72,557*
4913-9-995.1No0315303115410No82,018*
4813-8-1088.5No0182233259200No91,123*
4713-7-1176.3No003132931185100No99,029*
4612-9-1059.3No001720322611300No105,230*
4512-8-1140.4No00211263220610No110,085*
4412-7-1223.6No00151832291330No113,359*
4311-9-1111.8No0021026332261No114,269*
4211-8-124.9No014173331132No112,519*
4110-10-111.6No0002927362240.0%110,464*
4010-9-120.5No00418363290.2104,657*
3910-8-130.1No002113239160.897,762*
389-10-120.0No00162544252.889,732*
379-9-130.0No0031744366.980,908*
369-8-140.0No00111404714.071,393*
358-10-13OutNo006355924.061,721*
348-9-14OutNo003286835.752,049*
338-8-15OutNo02227647.843,236*
327-10-14OutNo01168360.535,050*
317-9-15OutNo00118970.427,616*
307-8-16OutNo079278.721,797*
296-10-15OutNo059585.216,451*
286-9-16OutNo039790.412,288*
276-8-17OutNo29894.08,816*
265-10-16OutNo19996.06,250*
255-9-17OutNo19997.84,240*
245-8-18OutNo010098.42,888*
234-10-17OutNo010099.41,868*
224-9-18OutNo10099.71,189*
214-8-19OutNo010099.9685*
1-20OutNo10099.91,207*
Total:37.9%1.7%4567889101214178.8%2,080,340

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 3/3100.0*Lottery seed
DC United 0 Sporting KC 0 +0.3
Rapids 1 Revolution 0 -0.0
Earthquakes 1 Impact 0 -0.0
Whitecaps 0 Union 0 *-0.0
Atlanta 1 Red Bulls 2 *+0.0
Week of 3/11100.0*Lottery seed
Fire 2 Real Salt Lake 0 +0.1
Red Bulls 1 Rapids 0 +0.1
Dynamo 3 Crew 1 -0.1
Impact 2 Sounders 2 *-0.1
Union 2 Toronto FC 2 -0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
72-94100
7122-4-5973
7021-6-4991
6921-5-5991
6820-7-49622
6720-6-59532
6620-5-69343
6519-7-589740
6419-6-685960
6318-8-58011800
6218-7-671151300
6118-6-761211701
6017-8-65125221200
5917-7-74027282400
5817-6-828303236000
5716-8-7173134611010
5616-7-8102732121613000
5515-9-7422271722250100
5415-8-8116182126510020
5315-7-90101023261016140000
5214-9-805420201623380100
5114-8-90211411212471514000
5014-7-10108520191421280100
4913-9-90031141020237151410
4813-8-10010831917152239200
4713-7-110003113820229176100
4612-9-100010621815172214410
4512-8-1100020116202123123100
4412-7-12000105216132423124100
4311-9-1100020105172723124100
4211-8-1201041719272412410
4110-10-110000202921282312300
4010-9-1200003112229221020
3910-8-130000141326302061
389-10-12000015173030153
379-9-130000282334257
369-8-140000415323514
358-10-130018264124
348-9-140004184236
338-8-15001114048
327-10-140063360
317-9-150032670
307-8-160022079
296-10-15011485
286-9-160990
276-8-170694
265-10-160496
255-9-17298
245-8-18298
234-10-17199
224-9-180100
214-8-190100
14-20100
132-6-232080
1-12100
Total:2223333444445555666789