"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/3100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Atlanta 1 Red Bulls 2 -7.0
-1.6
+1.6
-0.5
Rapids 1 Revolution 0 +0.7
+0.1
Earthquakes 1 Impact 0 +0.6
+0.0
DC United 0 Sporting KC 0 *+0.2
*+0.0
Real Salt Lake 0 Toronto FC 0 *+0.2
*+0.0
Orlando 1 NYCFC 0 *-0.1
Whitecaps 0 Union 0 *+0.1
*+0.0
Week of 3/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Fire 2 Real Salt Lake 0 -0.8
-0.1
Red Bulls 1 Rapids 0 -0.8
-0.1
Dynamo 3 Crew 1 +0.7
+0.0
Union 2 Toronto FC 2 +0.4
Impact 2 Sounders 2 *+0.3
*+0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Revolution vs Orlando-0.3+0.4*-0.1
+0.1+0.1-0.2

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Atlanta finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
75-99InYes100No570*
7421-5-5In99.6%1000No236*
7320-7-4In99.51000No369*
7220-6-5In99.7100No573*
7120-5-6In99.11000No903*
7019-7-5In98.91000No1,326*
6919-6-6In98.3991No1,990*
6818-8-5In97.5991No2,970*
6718-7-6In95.8982No4,188*
6618-6-7In93.0973No5,888*
6517-8-6In90.09640No8,210*
6417-7-7In85.39460No10,976*
6317-6-8In79.29190No14,459*
6216-8-7In71.7881200No19,089*
6116-7-8In62.5831710No24,449*
6016-6-9In51.4762220No30,579*
5915-8-8In39.86828300No37,601*
5815-7-9In28.05934600No46,017*
5714-9-8In17.649401010No54,542*
5614-8-9In9.9384316200No63,225*
5514-7-10100.0%4.42844235100No73,071*
5413-9-9In1.6194130910No82,381*
5313-8-10100.00.411343516300No89,810*
5213-7-1199.90.1625372371000No98,687*
5112-9-1099.70.03163330143000No105,685*
5012-8-1198.7No192634227100No110,037*
4912-7-1296.3No0417322914300No113,111*
4811-9-1190.5No0192533238100No114,925*
4711-8-1279.6No00415303016410No113,542*
4610-10-1163.8No001822322410200No109,640*
4510-9-1245.2No00313283118510No104,664*
4410-8-1327.6No00162032271120No98,466*
439-10-1214.4No0021228331950No89,906*
429-9-136.5No00161933291110.0%81,128*
419-8-142.3No0021129351940.070,935*
408-10-130.8No001621372880.261,555*
398-9-140.2No002133437140.751,971*
388-8-150.0No0172743232.542,958*
377-10-140.0No0031945336.535,031*
367-9-15OutNo0112424413.727,739*
357-8-16OutNo018365623.821,492*
346-10-15OutNo004306534.816,337*
336-9-16OutNo02237447.512,148*
326-8-17OutNo1178259.58,763*
315-10-16OutNo0138770.26,100*
305-9-17OutNo099177.84,294*
295-8-18OutNo059485.52,843*
284-10-17OutNo49690.21,881*
274-9-18OutNo29894.31,174*
264-8-19OutNo19995.7701*
254-7-20OutNo19997.9422*
243-9-19OutNo10097.6254*
233-8-20OutNo19999.3147*
6-22OutNo100Yes382*
Total:65.1%6.7%13121110109987652.1%2,080,340

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 3/3100.0*Lottery seed
Atlanta 1 Red Bulls 2 +1.1
Rapids 1 Revolution 0 -0.1
Earthquakes 1 Impact 0 -0.0
DC United 0 Sporting KC 0 *-0.0
Real Salt Lake 0 Toronto FC 0 *-0.0
Whitecaps 0 Union 0 *-0.0
Week of 3/11100.0*Lottery seed
Fire 2 Real Salt Lake 0 +0.1
Red Bulls 1 Rapids 0 +0.1
Union 2 Toronto FC 2 -0.1
Dynamo 3 Crew 1 -0.1
Impact 2 Sounders 2 *-0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Revolution vs Orlando+0.0-0.1+0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
75-99100
7421-5-51000
7320-7-49900
7220-6-51000
7120-5-69910
7019-7-59910
6919-6-69811
6818-8-59721
6718-7-69622
6618-6-79353
6517-8-690640
6417-7-7859600
6317-6-87912900
6216-8-7721612000
6116-7-8632016010
6016-6-9512521120
5915-8-840292713000
5815-7-928313136000
5714-9-8183133710010
5614-8-9102932111512000
5514-7-10423261721250100
5413-9-921718222559010
5313-8-10011102425101513000
5213-7-11064212017213701000
5112-9-1003115122223713130000
5012-8-11109521191519270100
4912-7-120041161121227141300
4811-9-110109421171520382000
4711-8-120004115921219155100
4610-10-1100108320151721123100
4510-9-1200030136222021103000
4410-8-1300106218132421113100
439-10-1200020115172622113100
429-9-130010618192722113100
419-8-14000202921282211300
408-10-1300101311232922920
398-9-140000141426301961
388-8-1500016183029143
377-10-14000292434246
367-9-1501415333414
357-8-160018264024
346-10-15004184235
336-9-1602123948
326-8-17173359
315-10-160032670
305-9-17022178
295-8-1811486
284-10-1700990
274-9-180694
264-8-19496
254-7-20298
243-9-19298
233-8-20199
6-22100
Total:7666655555545444433332