Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 5/23100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Chowder Cup100.0*Average seed
TupsNaturalIce vs RippersIn+0.7-0.9
+0.0*NoNo
+1.1+0.1-1.1
VegasFightingIrish vs Brewskis-0.4*-0.0+0.4
Hogbuffs vs IceFortune+0.2-0.2-0.1
-0.1+0.0+0.1
CoopsTroop vs LuckyDawgs-0.1+0.0+0.1
Cougars vs NattyBeavers+0.0-0.1+0.0
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 5/30100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Chowder Cup100.0*Average seed
PuckNSuds vs Rippers-0.2-1.0+0.4
+0.1-0.0-0.1
Cashholes vs IceFortune+0.5+0.2-0.5
+0.1+0.0-0.1
Hogbuffs vs NattyBeavers-0.4-0.2+0.5
+0.0*-0.0No
-0.0-0.1+0.1
CoopsTroop vs VegasFightingIrish+0.4*-0.1-0.4
-0.1+0.0+0.1
Rangers vs BostonianBarberShop+0.0*+0.0No
GoonSquad vs BostonianBarberShop+0.0*+0.0No
Cougars vs SouthKnights+0.1-0.0-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the TupsNaturalIce finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChowderChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTTplayoffsCup123456789101112131415161718192021Count
820-00In0.0%450424103,930
710-01InNo0954324046,534
611-00InNo113403970207,201
00-02InNo1215026305,104
501-0199.9%No042441274046,206
402-0096.3No324472240103,505
Total:99.2%0.0%1111921191212510512,480
Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 5/23100.0*Lottery seed
TupsNaturalIce vs Rippers-4.9-0.2+5.0
VegasFightingIrish vs Brewskis-0.3+0.1+0.3
CoopsTroop vs LuckyDawgs-0.1-0.2+0.1
Hogbuffs vs IceFortune-0.1+0.2+0.0
IceAge vs Wolfhounds-0.1+0.0+0.1
ATCJets vs WoodfordLawBoxers-0.1-0.1+0.1
FightingSioux vs MooseKnuckles+0.1-0.1-0.0
HighWide vs NESHLSouth+0.1-0.0-0.1
Squires vs ThreeFatGuysOneSkinnyGuy+0.0-0.1-0.0
GunnersHC vs NESHLSouth+0.1+0.0-0.1
LuckyDawgs vs NESHLSouth+0.1-0.0-0.1
RoyalDangleBerries vs NESHLSouth-0.1*-0.0+0.1
GLP vs Chiefs+0.1+0.0-0.1
Ticklefight vs Cashholes-0.1*+0.0+0.0
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 5/30100.0*Lottery seed
Hogbuffs vs NattyBeavers-0.1+0.3+0.0
CoopsTroop vs VegasFightingIrish+0.2+0.0-0.2
GoonSquad vs BostonianBarberShop+0.1*-0.0-0.1
GLP vs Cyclones+0.1-0.0-0.1
Cougars vs SouthKnights-0.1*+0.0+0.1
Cashholes vs IceFortune+0.1+0.0-0.1
Brewskis vs TwistedWristers+0.1-0.1-0.1
PuckNSuds vs Rippers-0.1+0.1+0.1
Rangers vs BostonianBarberShop+0.1-0.0-0.1
GoonSquad vs Ticklefight+0.1-0.1-0.1
GunnersHC vs NESHLSouth+0.1*-0.0-0.1
Wolfhounds vs ThreeFatGuysOneSkinnyGuy+0.1-0.0-0.1
Squires vs NESHLSouth+0.1-0.0-0.0
Chiefs vs SurgeSouth-0.0*-0.1+0.1
FightingSioux vs HighWide+0.0-0.1-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

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If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPWL-OTT12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940
820-0000261218201813731000
710-01000149151920151042000
611-0000012481113131312107421000
00-020002510151717139642100
501-01000124710141616139521000
402-000000136101213131110864210000
Total:00012444444556655543223333322211000000