Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 5/23100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Chowder Cup100.0*Average seed
WeathervaneRangers 6 Bruins 3 *-0.1
+0.0
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Haulers vs ShowPonyLifestyle-4.6+2.6+5.6
No-0.0+0.1
-0.8+0.1+1.0
VegasFightingIrish vs Brewskis+1.3-1.0-2.0
+0.1-0.1-0.2
TwistedWristers vs NESHLSouth-2.4-0.4+0.8
-0.1-0.0+0.0
ATCJets vs WoodfordLawBoxers-1.0-0.8+1.4
+0.1+0.0-0.1
LuckyDawgs vs NESHLSouth-0.2*-0.2+0.3
-0.1-0.0+0.1
CoopsTroop vs LuckyDawgs+0.2*-0.1-0.2
+0.1-0.0-0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 5/30100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Chowder Cup100.0*Average seed
Haulers vs ShowPonyLifestyle-4.6+2.7+5.6
No-0.0+0.1
-0.8+0.1+1.0
WeathervaneRangers vs ATCJets+0.7-1.3-4.7
+0.0-0.1-0.1
Bruins vs WoodfordLawBoxers+0.7-0.2-2.0
Brewskis vs TwistedWristers-0.4-0.5+0.6
-0.0-0.0+0.1
GoonSquad vs BostonianBarberShop+0.1+0.0-0.0
Rangers vs BostonianBarberShop+0.1+0.0-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the ShowPonyLifestyle finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChowderChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTTplayoffsCup123456789101112131415161718192021Count
1040-00In2.2%10027,532
930-01In0.0732732,257
831-00InNo453521179,466
20-02InNo34422413,613
721-01InNo022482810146,693
10-03InNo223472812,415
622-00InNo0320591720392,162
11-02InNo11356264038,614
00-04InNo21055276166
512-01100.0%No0126452440199,837
01-03100.0No0204530503,287
413-0097.1No01030352230339,914
02-0296.0No042539294024,722
303-0173.8No01165724280,046
204-0032.8No330442396,956
Total:93.8%0.0%981224181310521,577,680
Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 5/23100.0*Lottery seed
WeathervaneRangers 6 Bruins 3 -0.0
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Haulers vs ShowPonyLifestyle+3.4-0.4-4.5
CoopsTroop vs LuckyDawgs+0.1+0.1-0.1
Hogbuffs vs IceFortune+0.1-0.1-0.2
ATCJets vs WoodfordLawBoxers-0.1-0.0+0.1
GunnersHC vs NESHLSouth+0.1+0.0-0.1
LuckyDawgs vs NESHLSouth-0.0+0.1+0.0
Rangers vs IceTurkeys-0.0-0.0+0.1
IceAge vs Wolfhounds-0.1-0.1+0.0
HighWide vs NESHLSouth+0.0-0.0-0.1
VegasFightingIrish vs Brewskis-0.0+0.1-0.0
Cyclones vs NESHLSouth-0.1-0.0+0.0
Squires vs ThreeFatGuysOneSkinnyGuy+0.0+0.0-0.1
TupsNaturalIce vs Rippers+0.0-0.0-0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 5/30100.0*Lottery seed
Haulers vs ShowPonyLifestyle+3.4-0.5-4.6
Hogbuffs vs NattyBeavers+0.2+0.1-0.1
GoonSquad vs BostonianBarberShop+0.2+0.1-0.1
Squires vs NESHLSouth+0.1-0.0-0.2
GoonSquad vs Ticklefight+0.1+0.0-0.1
Cashholes vs IceFortune+0.0-0.1-0.1
ColtonsCrusaders vs Ticklefight+0.2+0.1-0.0
FightingSioux vs HighWide+0.1+0.1-0.1
GLP vs Cyclones+0.0-0.1-0.1
GunnersHC vs NESHLSouth+0.1-0.0-0.1
Rangers vs BostonianBarberShop+0.1+0.0-0.0
Cougars vs SouthKnights-0.0+0.0+0.1
WeathervaneRangers vs ATCJets-0.0+0.1+0.1
CoopsTroop vs VegasFightingIrish+0.0-0.1-0.0
Brewskis vs TwistedWristers+0.0+0.1-0.0

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPWL-OTT12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940
1040-00213293119510
930-010151728271551000
831-00001513191915129521000
20-02014111618171410621000
721-0100139162020161041000
10-030149172218149410
622-00000151118201713841000
11-0200138151919161152000
00-04271618201810511
512-01000127142021171152000
01-03028142022171042000
413-00000138141616141185210000
02-0200025111517161310631000
303-010001361015171714941000
204-000002512182019147310
Total:0011123222333566554555543322111121110000