"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/12100.0*Chowder Cup
Eagles 7 Squires 1 +6.0
SilkyMitts 2 SexualChocolate 5 +0.5
Week of 3/19100.0*Chowder Cup
BaldEagles 0 SurgeSouth 9 -0.5
Week of 3/26100.0*Chowder Cup
SexualChocolate 5 Eagles 7 Yes
SurgeSouth 4 Cashholes 3 -1.3

What If

Chances based on how well the Eagles finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChowderChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTTplayoffsCup1234567Count
39-41InYes10016,049,650*
Total:InYes10016,049,650

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs