"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/9100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Pucklines 6 Trinidad 4 -12.2
-0.5
Ezekimos 5 Predators 6 -5.0
-0.1
Shanks 2 RedLightDistrict 6 -4.3
-0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 3/16100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
RedLightDistrict vs Trinidad-33.7+5.8+32.4
-0.8+0.1+0.7
MangledMallards vs Predators+2.3-1.3-2.0
+0.1-0.1-0.0
Walnuts vs Ezekimos+0.5*+0.1-0.5

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Trinidad finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChowderChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTTplayoffsCup12345678Count
2330-00InNo957304218,664
2220-01InNo2374021145,652
2121-0093.3%No338527657,165
10-0296.7No43855332,462
2011-0163.3No0756342291,572
00-0373.3No5682522,464
1912-0030.4No129619656,445
01-0225.2No2565932,355
1802-013.7No45541146,503
1703-00OutNo4456218,598
Total:58.6%No18173231102,401,880
Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs