"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/9100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Shanks 2 RedLightDistrict 6 +13.9
+0.4
Ezekimos 5 Predators 6 -6.4
-0.1
Pucklines 6 Trinidad 4 +4.1
+0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 3/16100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
RedLightDistrict vs Trinidad+31.0-8.0-29.2
+0.7-0.2-0.6
MangledMallards vs Predators+3.8*-0.2-3.8

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the RedLightDistrict finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChowderChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTTplayoffsCup12345678Count
2330-00InNo24256218,337
2220-0198.8%No677161145,688
2121-0091.6No139518656,188
10-0288.2No135521232,735
2011-0154.8No847432291,828
00-0340.4No6355732,362
1912-0022.4No22698657,667
01-0212.0No12771132,120
1802-01OutNo6832145,810
1703-00OutNo4951219,145
Total:54.3%No0422283692,401,880
Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs