"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/9100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Pigeons 4 Oilmen 6 -9.9
-0.2
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 3/16100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
IceHogs vs PigeonsOutOut+4.6
-0.1-0.0+0.1
Lobsters vs ThirstyTurtlesOutOut+4.6
-0.0-0.0+0.1
WJMosk vs ParkLunch+0.4*-0.1-0.3
+0.1-0.0-0.1
ParkLunch vs PetetheCruisers-0.3*-0.1+0.3
-0.1-0.0+0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Pigeons finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChowderChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTTplayoffsCup12345678Count
1310-008.4%No88831,080,680
1200-01OutNo8614240,094
1101-00OutNo78221,081,106
Total:3.8%No484132,401,880
Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs