"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 10/7100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Chowder Cup100.0*Average seed
MorleysDog 3 PondScum 3 (ot)*-0.3
*+0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 10/14100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Chowder Cup100.0*Average seed
Wolves vs Mermen+3.6+0.8-4.4
+11.1-2.1-12.2
+0.9-0.0-1.0
MorleysDog vs Hellfish-0.8-0.4+0.5
+1.2+0.6-0.8
Warhawks vs LordStanleysCup+0.3-0.2-0.9
-1.2+1.8+3.8
-0.0+0.0+0.1
PondScum vs SilverBullets+0.3-0.3-0.2
*+0.1+0.7-0.2
+0.0+0.0-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Wolves finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChowderChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTTplayoffsCup12345678910Count
1250-00InYes100117,571
1140-01In93.7%946115,581
1041-00In57.8584020453,955
30-02In72.572252045,397
931-01In20.821522520355,371
20-03In24.324492528,820
832-00In2.4222472540687,827
21-02In2.6323462530103,049
10-04In2.832349242789
722-01In0.00117463140398,118
11-03In0.0011646325013,327
00-05InNo36331335
623-0099.6%No01144235800508,008
12-0299.5No0111403910076,197
01-0499.2No53843131622
513-0189.3No0103940100194,197
02-0387.1No0735441304,889
414-0058.8No011345383183,506
03-0249.7No084247418,250
304-0113.9No013642334,996
205-002.4No2574125,965
Total:95.1%18.4%1817161413107413,346,470
Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs