"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 1/12100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Chowder Cup100.0*Average seed
BeerCats vs ThirstyTurtles-7.4-0.9+7.6
-0.1-0.1+0.2
-0.2-0.0+0.2
MightyGoats vs WormtownHockey-3.6*+0.1+3.5
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
-0.1*-0.0+0.1
AngerManagement vs BlackstoneValleyBravest+1.8*-0.3-1.8
+0.1*-0.0-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the ThirstyTurtles finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChowderChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTTplayoffsCup12345678910Count
29110-00In86.5%8614170
28100-01In59.359392327
27101-00In29.730551501,615
90-02In26.42660131367
2691-01In9.59503743,695
80-03In12.61348363247
2592-00100.0%1.6228551607,908
81-02100.02.1228531703,585
70-04In2.52275515121
2482-0199.10.1095040116,079
71-0399.30.208514012,229*
2383-0093.5No23161624,337
72-0293.7No13063614,332
61-0493.6No130626839*
2273-0179.7No0116820043,157
62-0379.7No011692007,303
51-0576.7No968221206*
2174-0057.8No35540247,869
63-0257.7No35540233,393
52-0456.6No2544122,495*
2064-0136.0No03655974,989
53-0335.0No03556914,950
42-0535.6No035568578*
1965-0018.3No018612167,705
54-0218.2No018612149,561
43-0417.8No01861214,208*
1855-017.9No8533990,413
44-037.6No8543918,360
33-057.9No85141730*
1756-002.4No2405767,433
45-022.4No2405849,946
34-042.1No240584,193*
1646-010.6No1257575,586
35-030.6No1247514,748
24-050.7No12475535*
1547-000.1No0138648,583
36-020.1No0138733,277
25-040.1No012882,555*
1437-010.0No069442,981
26-03OutNo5957,334
15-05OutNo694225*
1338-000.0No029824,121
27-02OutNo29814,292
16-04OutNo298837*
1228-01OutNo19916,053
17-03OutNo01002,082*
1129-00OutNo01007,945
18-02OutNo01003,587
07-04OutNo100138
7-10OutNo1006,461*
Total:24.0%0.2%014193343954,680

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs