"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 2/10100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Chowder Cup100.0*Average seed
MorleysDog 3 Misfits 3 (ot)+0.9
-0.2
PondScum 7 LordStanleysCup 1 -0.3
Warhawks 6 Mermen 4 *-0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 2/17100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Chowder Cup100.0*Average seed
MorleysDog vs SilverBullets+1.4+0.3-1.5
+0.6-0.3-0.5
+0.4-0.0-0.4
Wolves vs PondScum+0.7*-0.0-0.7
-0.1*-0.0+0.1
Misfits vs LordStanleysCup-0.6*+0.1+0.5
Mermen vs Hellfish+0.2*-0.0-0.2
-0.1*-0.0+0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the MorleysDog finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChowderChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTTplayoffsCup123456789Count
3280-00In67.4%6730301,854
3170-01In38.038481313,306
3071-00In15.61648315015,051
60-02In17.1174731502,594
2961-01In3.332746212023,261
50-03In3.4327452311,168
2862-00In0.409384110052,697
51-02In0.409384210015,656
40-04In0.301035459295
2752-01In0.001174931270,000
41-03InNo117483225,814
30-05InNo225433044
2653-00InNo053551100104,638
42-02InNo0434521038,873
31-04InNo33057101,295
20-06InNo2964714
2543-01InNo11559250117,022
32-03InNo0145926011,587
21-05InNo135730182
2444-00100.0%No05484610131,354
33-02InNo044847152,034
22-04InNo05454811,926
11-06InNo505016
2334-01100.0No01306440116,784
23-03100.0No129664011,524
12-05InNo131662169
2235-0099.6No01570140104,967
24-0299.7No0147114038,934
13-0499.9No014741301,241
02-06InNo1005
2125-0198.0No0564292069,731
14-0398.3No4662825,852
03-05InNo1702970
2026-0091.9No145468052,607
15-0291.9No145468015,501
04-0489.6No1464210299
1916-0179.5No0255420023,268
05-0379.0No23562101,185
1817-0056.0No94742214,821
06-0256.7No9474122,592
1707-0131.3No22959103,304
1608-0012.6No01367211,955
Total:97.8%0.6%1261430369201,115,490
Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs