"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 10/14100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Chowder Cup100.0*Average seed
Chiefs1 3 Chiefs2 3 (ot)-0.6
Lux 5 Mulligans 7 -0.2
+0.1
ProTransmission 8 ShootinBlanks 1 *-0.2
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 10/21100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Chowder Cup100.0*Average seed
ProTransmission vs AlbinoRhinos-5.9+4.7+20.2
No-0.1+0.6
-0.2+0.2+0.7
Mulligans vs Chiefs2-3.4-2.4+1.6
+0.2+0.1-0.1
-0.1-0.0+0.0
Chiefs1 vs ShootinBlanks+0.2*-0.1-1.5
-0.0+0.0+0.1
+0.0-0.0-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the AlbinoRhinos finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChowderChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTTplayoffsCup12345678910Count
840-00In41.8%4249905,219
730-01In3.333455809,191
631-0099.0%No2315016161,951
20-0299.1No124542115,948
521-0182.9No1325017178,644
10-0376.3No122542311,647
422-0023.7No05196016261,115
11-0215.2No213661932,268
00-046.0No66430150
312-011.0No15445213,185
01-030.4No051494,231
213-000.2No0397467,191
02-02OutNo10042,213
0-1OutNo100475,099*
Total:13.1%0.1%0024719671,658,052

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs