"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 11/2100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Team Else's 2 Puck Dynasty 7 +3.8
+2.0
50's 3 Clappers 3 -1.2
Eigenskates 6 Clappers 0 -0.5
Black Shuck 5 MEUSheads 1 +0.2
+0.0
Herniated Sticks 2 Team Else's 5 +0.2
+0.1
Ice Holes 6 HufflePucks 7 +0.1
-0.0
Scoregasms 3 McGill Medmen 3 -0.0
Week of 11/9100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Chico Resch 4 Puck Dynasty 0 Out
-1.5
Ice Holes 5 Stacked Like Pa 13 -0.8
+0.0
Thunderscrews 5 Puck Dynasty 1 -0.3
Black Shuck 5 Team Else's 2 +0.0
Week of 11/16100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
McGill Medmen 1 Black Shuck 6 +0.1
Ice Holes 1 Eigenskates 14 +0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
HufflePucks vs Clappers-0.7-0.7+0.3

What If

Chances based on how well the Puck Dynasty finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-L-Tplayoffs123456789101112131415161718Count
40-0-0Out6733017,336,184
Total:Out6733017,336,184
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs