"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 11/2100.0*Average seed
Herniated Sticks 2 Team Else's 5 +0.3
Pirates 2 Morning Wellwoods 6 +0.2
Scoregasms 3 McGill Medmen 3 +0.1
Team Else's 2 Puck Dynasty 7 -0.1
Week of 11/9100.0*Average seed
Ice Holes 5 Stacked Like Pa 13 +0.1
Week of 11/16100.0*Average seed
McGill Medmen 1 Black Shuck 6 +0.4
50's 4 Pirates 4 +0.2
Ice Holes 1 Eigenskates 14 +0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Scoregasms vs Footless Flyers-1.7-0.7+1.8
HufflePucks vs Clappers-0.2-0.2+0.2

What If

Chances based on how well the Footless Flyers finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-L-Tplayoffs123456789101112131415161718Count
41-0-0Out048522,744,445
30-0-1Out100287,849
20-1-0Out1002,746,434
Total:Out023255485,778,728
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs