"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 11/2100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
50's 3 Clappers 3 -7.6
-0.3
Black Shuck 5 MEUSheads 1 +5.8
+0.2
Team Else's 2 Puck Dynasty 7 +2.8
+0.1
Herniated Sticks 2 Team Else's 5 -2.5
-0.1
Scoregasms 3 McGill Medmen 3 +1.4
+0.1
Ice Holes 6 HufflePucks 7 +1.4
+0.1
Eigenskates 6 Clappers 0 -0.3
-0.0
Week of 11/9100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Black Shuck 5 Team Else's 2 +8.3
+0.2
Thunderscrews 3 Scoregasms 3 -3.6
-0.1
Ice Holes 5 Stacked Like Pa 13 -2.7
-0.1
Stacked Like Pa 2 Morning Wellwoods 3 +0.6
+0.1
Chico Resch 4 Puck Dynasty 0 -0.1
+0.0
Thunderscrews 5 Puck Dynasty 1 *-0.1
+0.1
Week of 11/16100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
50's 4 Pirates 4 +6.7
+0.2
Chico Resch 2 Thunderscrews 4 +0.4
+0.1
McGill Medmen 1 Black Shuck 6 +0.2
Ice Holes 1 Eigenskates 14 -0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
50's vs Stacked Like PaIn-11.8Out
+2.2-0.4-2.1
HufflePucks vs Clappers+2.1-1.8-1.9
+0.4-0.1-0.4
Scoregasms vs Footless Flyers-0.2-0.2+0.2

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the 50's finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-L-Tplayoffs123456789101112131415161718Count
81-0-0In2450262,743,973
70-0-137.5%3862289,537
60-1-0Out460362,745,218
Total:49.4%1224122528175,778,728
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs