How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 8/25100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Impact 3 DC United 1 +0.1
Dynamo 2 Toronto FC 0 -0.4
+0.0
Crew 1 New England 1 +0.1
+0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Union vs Crew+0.3-0.3-0.4
-2.5+1.0+4.0
+0.2-0.1-0.3
DC United vs Red Bulls-0.2+0.1+0.2
Timbers vs Whitecaps+1.4-0.5-1.4
Timbers vs Rapids+1.3-0.3-1.2
Earthquakes vs Rapids-0.1+0.1+0.2
Chivas USA vs Sounders+0.2*+0.0-0.1
New England vs Chivas USA-0.1+0.1+0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 9/1100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
New England vs Union-0.3-0.1+0.8
+1.8-0.9-3.4
-0.2+0.1+0.5
Real Salt Lake vs DC United+0.1-0.0-0.2
Crew vs Impact+0.0+0.0-0.1
Rapids vs Timbers-0.6+0.2+1.7
Sporting KC vs Toronto FC-0.4+0.3+1.6
+0.0-0.0-0.1
Earthquakes vs Chivas USA-0.1*+0.0+0.2

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Union finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield12345678910SpoonCount
5711-0-0In0.4%950374No270
5510-1-0InNo4503512No26
5410-0-196.4%No52745204No56
539-2-095.6No1444374No91
529-1-187.4No053646120No491
519-0-275.3No11757241No776*
508-2-156.2No08484040No1,858
498-1-237.9No023550120No4,269*
487-3-123.1No12254221No6,623*
477-2-212.0No01251342No12,983*
467-1-35.5No0539478No22,488*
456-3-21.9No022756150No32,870*
446-2-30.5No11556280No52,679*
436-1-40.1No0648461No43,604
5-4-20.1No0853390No30,511*
425-3-30.0No0239572No74,721
6-0-50.0No0236602No20,425*
415-2-4OutNo1257050No104,267
4-5-2OutNo129673No24,330*
405-1-5OutNo01375120No75,617
4-4-3OutNo0177580No76,261*
394-3-4OutNo0874180No135,794
5-0-6OutNo571230No23,056
3-6-2OutNo1077130No12,865*
384-2-5OutNo3663110.0%147,597
3-5-3OutNo4712500.046,706*
373-4-4OutNo1583920.0104,073
4-1-6OutNo1524530.091,481*
363-3-5OutNo0425350.1148,092
4-0-7OutNo0365770.222,028
2-6-3OutNo0494730.118,057*
353-2-6OutNo02762120.7130,672
2-5-4OutNo0335990.548,027*
342-4-5OutNo01964172.182,947
3-1-7OutNo01563212.968,734*
332-3-6OutNo961306.495,712
3-0-8OutNo657377.813,997
1-6-4OutNo1262265.011,816*
322-2-7OutNo4504614.869,750
1-5-5OutNo5554012.324,348*
311-4-6OutNo2425724.334,339
2-1-8OutNo1376227.631,199*
301-3-7OutNo0287139.533,459
2-0-9OutNo0277341.08,353*
291-2-8OutNo0168455.325,436*
281-1-9OutNo099169.713,455*
270-3-8OutNo49680.65,934*
260-2-9OutNo19989.22,655
250-1-10OutNo010096.0826
240-0-11OutNo10098.4383
Total:0.5%0.0%000002114233134.5%2,037,007

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 8/25100.0*Lottery seed
Dynamo 2 Toronto FC 0 -0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Union vs Crew-0.5+0.3+0.8
Chivas USA vs Sounders+0.1-0.0-0.1
Earthquakes vs Rapids-0.1+0.0+0.2
Galaxy vs FC Dallas-0.0+0.0+0.1
Timbers vs Rapids-0.0-0.0+0.1
Timbers vs Whitecaps+0.1-0.0-0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 9/1100.0*Lottery seed
New England vs Union+0.5-0.1-1.0
Earthquakes vs Chivas USA-0.0+0.0+0.2
FC Dallas vs Sounders+0.1-0.0-0.1
Sporting KC vs Toronto FC-0.0+0.0+0.1
Rapids vs Timbers+0.0-0.1-0.0

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819
5711-0-00919313434
5510-1-04351531412
5410-0-151611414204
539-2-078404374
529-1-10152511451120
519-0-2198552241
508-2-10354534040
498-1-201229750120
487-3-101157542210
477-2-20066503430
467-1-302337471000
456-3-200124522020
446-2-300124734700
436-1-400431451820
5-4-200536421520
425-3-301194430600
6-0-501174332700
415-2-40734421520
4-5-20936401310
405-1-502194429600
4-4-303224426500
394-3-401936391310
5-0-60734411620
3-6-211139371110
384-2-503224227600
3-5-304254324400
373-4-4011237371210
4-1-6011035391510
363-3-50424432540
4-0-70321432850
2-6-30628432130
353-2-601113740101
2-5-40114403681
342-4-5052846182
3-1-70042447223
332-3-6011446326
3-0-8011242378
1-6-4021747295
322-2-7006354415
1-5-507394112
311-4-602254824
2-1-802224928
301-3-700134739
2-0-90124641
291-2-8063955
281-1-9022870
270-3-811981
260-2-901189
250-1-10496
240-0-11298
Total:0000000000261015181817104