How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 8/25100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Average seed
Dynamo 2 Toronto FC 0 -0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Chivas USA vs Sounders-0.3+0.0+0.2
-3.7-2.1+3.5
-0.3-0.1+0.2
Galaxy vs FC Dallas+0.0*-0.0-0.1
-0.0+0.0+0.1
New England vs Chivas USA+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Earthquakes vs Rapids-1.1+1.1+2.3
-0.0+0.0+0.1
DC United vs Red Bulls+0.3*+0.1-0.8
Sporting KC vs Red Bulls-0.4+0.7+0.3
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 9/1100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Average seed
FC Dallas vs Sounders-0.2+0.1+0.2
-3.3-1.3+4.8
-0.2-0.0+0.3
Earthquakes vs Chivas USA+0.0*-0.0-0.1
-0.9+1.3+2.5
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Sporting KC vs Toronto FC-0.6+0.8+1.4
Fire vs Dynamo-0.1+0.3*-0.0
Dynamo vs Real Salt Lake-0.1+0.2+0.1
+0.1-0.0-0.2
Real Salt Lake vs DC United-0.1+0.1+0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Sounders finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield12345678910SpoonCount
7010-0-0In99.0%991No1,392
689-1-0In92.5955No6,062
679-0-1In84.99010No7,314
668-2-0In75.48317No14,431
658-1-1In61.674260No34,682
647-3-0In48.165350No20,535
8-0-2In44.662380No20,227
637-2-1In31.552480No72,219
627-1-2In18.040591No83,527
6-4-0In19.242570No18,711
616-3-1In9.130681No87,212
7-0-3In7.728702No31,979
606-2-2In3.2207640No150,203
5-5-0In4.122753No11,705
596-1-3In0.81278100No112,966
5-4-1In1.0138070No67,435
585-3-2In0.2777150No152,787
6-0-4In0.1674190No31,328
4-6-0In0.388012No4,963
575-2-3In0.0368281No169,561
4-5-1In0.0472240No34,214
564-4-2InNo259381No97,882*
5-1-4In0.01544230No92,519
554-3-3InNo0435150No141,559
5-0-5InNo0375580No19,764
3-6-1InNo147493No11,622
544-2-4InNo02661130No114,228
3-5-2InNo0316090No38,824*
533-4-3InNo01662211No70,180
4-1-5InNo01359271No50,681*
523-3-4InNo0754373No74,654
2-6-2InNo0960292No9,561
4-0-6100.0%No5484340No8,209*
513-2-5100.0No2385290No46,971
2-5-3InNo345476No20,991*
502-4-499.9No12857150No27,216
3-1-699.8No02358190No17,082*
492-3-599.5No01456301No22,287
1-6-399.3No01556281No5,716*
482-2-696.6No05444730No11,463
1-5-498.6No852391No5,258*
471-4-593.5No02355660No5,457
2-1-789.8No12959100No3,478*
461-3-681.3No02061181No4,448*
451-2-763.3No855343No2,074*
440-4-643.4No3414970No804*
430-3-720.8No12056221No250*
420-2-810.0No1050364No90
410-1-9OutNo454015No20
400-0-10OutNo1458271No266
Total:99.8%6.1%134926920000No2,037,007

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/25100.0*Lottery seed
Chivas USA vs Sounders+0.7+0.2-0.5
Earthquakes vs Rapids+0.1-0.1-0.1
Galaxy vs FC Dallas+0.1-0.1-0.1
Timbers vs Whitecaps-0.0-0.0+0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 9/1100.0*Lottery seed
FC Dallas vs Sounders+0.5+0.1-0.7
Real Salt Lake vs DC United+0.1-0.1-0.2
Dynamo vs Real Salt Lake-0.1+0.0+0.2
Earthquakes vs Chivas USA+0.1-0.1-0.2
Galaxy vs Whitecaps+0.0-0.1-0.0
Sporting KC vs Toronto FC+0.0-0.0-0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819
7010-0-09901
689-1-09325
679-0-185510
668-2-0758170
658-1-162132600
647-3-048173400
8-0-245173800
637-2-131214620
627-1-2182254510
6-4-019235350
616-3-1921561310
7-0-3820561420
606-2-23175026400
5-5-0418512430
596-1-31113543810
5-4-11123842610
585-3-207215612400
6-0-406195514500
4-6-008255692
575-2-303959161210
4-5-1041062141000
564-4-22356142310
5-1-4013511528200
554-3-301421041320
5-0-5003610455300
3-6-11146113821
544-2-400265566700
3-5-200316544500
533-4-3001626061500
4-1-5001325871910
523-3-40705353121
2-6-20915952511
4-0-65048637320
513-2-52038348540
2-5-3304534332
502-4-410281566900
3-1-602315771200
492-3-5014056723000
1-6-301505572210
482-2-605044641210
1-5-48052633100
471-4-502354523300
2-1-7129456541
461-3-602016061030
451-2-78055717121
440-4-63416222350
430-3-712021843141
420-2-81031139324
410-1-95304025
400-0-100123935121
Total:67193072027110000000