How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 8/25100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Average seed
Dynamo 2 Toronto FC 0 -0.4
Impact 3 DC United 1 +0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Earthquakes vs RapidsInIn-0.0
+8.9-9.2-18.0
+0.1-0.1-0.2
Sporting KC vs Red Bulls-2.7+4.1+2.1
DC United vs Red Bulls+1.6+0.4-3.7
Chivas USA vs Sounders+1.4+0.9-1.4
+0.1+0.0-0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 9/1100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Average seed
Earthquakes vs Chivas USAInIn-0.0
+7.5-10.3-19.2
+0.1-0.1-0.2
Sporting KC vs Toronto FC-3.1+4.3+7.1
FC Dallas vs Sounders+1.3+0.6-2.0
+0.1+0.0-0.1
Fire vs Dynamo-0.8+1.6*-0.0
Dynamo vs Real Salt Lake-0.5+0.8+0.3
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Real Salt Lake vs DC United-0.2+0.2*+0.2

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Earthquakes finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield12345678910SpoonCount
70-74In99.8%100No64,979*
697-1-1In98.91000No70,420
687-0-2In97.61000No39,572
6-3-0In98.0100No36,285
676-2-1In94.91000No124,520
666-1-2In91.0991No136,126
5-4-0In91.81000No27,764
655-3-1In84.1991No124,002
6-0-3In83.1982No48,042
645-2-2In73.29730No200,254
4-5-0In75.1991No13,967
635-1-3In59.29370No138,036
4-4-1In61.69550No76,424
624-3-2In43.390100No161,202
5-0-4In41.286130No34,407
3-6-0In46.29460No4,695
614-2-3In26.982180No163,935
3-5-1In28.987130No29,824
604-1-4In13.370291No80,363
3-4-2In14.575241No77,663
2-7-0In16.382180No991
593-3-3In5.5613620No103,510
4-0-5In4.856413No15,241
2-6-1In6.4683020No7,352
583-2-4In1.6464860No74,627
2-5-2In1.7524340No22,356
1-8-0In1.857384No112
572-4-3In0.33553120No36,254
3-1-5In0.33155140No28,019
1-7-1In0.3395110No1,073
562-3-4In0.021562310No34,621
3-0-6In0.01756261No4,168
1-6-2InNo2653200No3,541*
552-2-5InNo1049373No19,019
1-5-3InNo1252333No6,750
0-8-1InNo165430No67
541-4-4InNo5384970No7,919
2-1-6InNo53550100No5,852
0-7-2InNo7454170No258
531-3-5InNo22257190No5,914
2-0-7InNo11956231No703
0-6-3InNo3265714No541
521-2-6InNo01251352No2,713
0-5-4InNo01752292No731
511-1-7InNo439516No672
0-4-5InNo739504No654
500-3-6InNo2266111No440*
490-2-7InNo136028No134
480-1-8InNo5050No28
470-0-983.1%No02459152No267
Total:100.0%52.8%831420000No2,037,007

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/25100.0*Lottery seed
Earthquakes vs Rapids-0.2+0.2+0.5
Chivas USA vs Sounders-0.1-0.0+0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 9/1100.0*Lottery seed
Earthquakes vs Chivas USA-0.2+0.2+0.5
FC Dallas vs Sounders-0.1-0.0+0.1
Sporting KC vs Toronto FC+0.0-0.0-0.1
Dynamo vs Real Salt Lake-0.0-0.0+0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819
749-0-0100
728-1-01000
718-0-11000
707-2-01000
697-1-19910
687-0-29820
6-3-0982
676-2-19550
666-1-291810
5-4-09280
655-3-1841510
6-0-3831520
645-2-27323300
4-5-0752410
635-1-35934700
4-4-16234400
624-3-2434610100
5-0-441451310
3-6-04648500
614-2-3275515300
3-5-129581120
604-1-4135720810
3-4-2146117710
2-7-016651440
593-3-35561917200
4-0-5552212030
2-6-16621713200
583-2-42441632510
2-5-22511528410
572-4-30359448400
3-1-50319469500
1-7-1039104172
562-3-40214511013100
3-0-6017453111510
1-6-2264499110
552-2-51014892831
1-5-31215192421
541-4-45038643430
2-1-65035544550
531-3-522225471200
2-0-711925471510
0-6-3326354410
521-2-601215072821
0-5-401715262310
511-1-743964632
0-4-573944622
500-3-622616046
490-2-71360919
480-1-8502129
470-0-9024554691
Total:533077110000000