How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 8/25100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Crew 1 New England 1 -3.9
-0.1
Impact 3 DC United 1 +2.1
-0.1
Dynamo 2 Toronto FC 0 -0.5
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Union vs Crew-4.1-0.5+8.8
No-0.0+0.0
-0.2+0.0+0.4
DC United vs Red Bulls-2.7+1.6+4.1
-0.0+0.0+0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 9/1100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Crew vs Impact+5.3-3.8-7.9
+0.0NoNo
-0.0*-0.0+0.1
+0.3-0.2-0.5
Real Salt Lake vs DC United+1.9-0.5-4.3
+0.0-0.0-0.1
Dynamo vs Real Salt Lake-0.2*+0.1+0.4
Fire vs Dynamo-0.1*-0.0+0.2

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Crew finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield12345678910SpoonCount
6110-0-0In16.0%58384No307
599-1-0In0.31650304No310
589-0-1InNo53840161No566
578-2-0In0.112448234No1,100
568-1-199.8%No093840130No4,024
558-0-298.7No032246271No5,783*
547-2-196.2No0112424240No12,044
537-1-288.0No042955120No24,261*
526-3-179.9No011860200No20,964
7-0-373.1No011458261No12,232
516-2-263.4No00855352No56,409*
506-1-344.4No02425150No61,237
5-4-151.3No04484530No22,271
495-3-233.2No013257100No76,388
6-0-427.4No12760120No27,282*
485-2-318.5No01861210No127,446
4-5-123.7No02459170No15,999
475-1-48.8No0957340No104,220
4-4-211.6No01257310No66,334*
464-3-34.7No0546491No143,724
5-0-53.4No0343521No33,738
3-6-16.9No0748450No7,262
454-2-41.6No2326330No172,348
3-5-22.4No235612No35,795*
444-1-50.4No0197370No108,566
3-4-30.6No1217350No97,035*
433-3-40.1No01078120No148,397
4-0-60.0No0975160No27,890
2-6-20.2No0117990No11,916*
423-2-50.0No04722310No136,577
2-5-30.0No0477180No37,258*
412-4-4OutNo1663120No72,399*
3-1-60.0No01593830No67,783
402-3-5OutNo0494550No84,043
3-0-7OutNo0415180No13,859
1-6-3OutNo0574030No7,710*
392-2-6OutNo03255130No61,426
1-5-4OutNo0395190No17,606*
381-4-5OutNo22572110.0%25,466
2-1-7OutNo1756261No25,726*
371-3-6OutNo10513630.124,157
2-0-8OutNo9483930.05,904*
361-2-7OutNo3375190.314,285
0-5-5OutNo6424570.23,022
351-1-8OutNo12258191.54,862
0-4-6OutNo12856141.43,522
340-3-7OutNo01257304.93,411*
330-2-8OutNo05484712.51,380
320-1-9OutNo2286928.2436
310-0-10OutNo178342.8327
Total:11.6%0.0%000110264514300.0%2,037,007

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 8/25100.0*Lottery seed
Crew 1 New England 1 +0.3
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Union vs Crew+0.4-0.1-0.8
DC United vs Red Bulls+0.1-0.0-0.1
Galaxy vs FC Dallas-0.0+0.0+0.1
Earthquakes vs Rapids-0.0+0.0+0.1
Chivas USA vs Sounders+0.1-0.0-0.0
Timbers vs Rapids-0.0-0.0+0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 9/1100.0*Lottery seed
Crew vs Impact-0.5+0.3+0.8
FC Dallas vs Sounders+0.1-0.0-0.1
Real Salt Lake vs DC United-0.0+0.0+0.1
Earthquakes vs Chivas USA-0.0+0.0+0.1
Rapids vs Timbers+0.0-0.0-0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819
6110-0-016423534
599-1-001634162914
589-0-151523373161
578-2-001816417234
568-1-102727113901300
558-0-20031210441271
547-2-10014738442040
537-1-2013235550120
526-3-1001136591200
7-0-3001105571261
516-2-200044523352
506-1-300123755150
5-4-100124254530
495-3-200125757100
6-0-40021660120
485-2-300127602100
4-5-100168591700
475-1-40045563410
4-4-20066563210
464-3-3023434940
5-0-5012405150
3-6-1024454530
454-2-40127591210
3-5-2023057101
444-1-500145824300
3-4-301165922200
433-3-40064936810
4-0-60546381010
2-6-2075234700
423-2-501304420300
2-5-302344517200
412-4-40174330810
3-1-6001540331110
402-3-506303920400
3-0-705254024600
1-6-30934381730
392-2-621436341320
1-5-421839311010
381-4-506253923500
2-1-70522392770
371-3-6021234371420
2-0-8011131381720
361-2-70319403170
0-5-50523412650
351-1-80172945161
0-4-60193441131
340-3-7021746295
330-2-806384213
320-1-92195128
310-0-1084943
Total:0000001082243016952100