"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 9/5100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
New England 2 Crew 0 +0.5
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Dynamo vs Real Salt Lake-0.8+0.5+1.5
-0.0+0.0+0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 9/8100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Sporting KC vs Dynamo+0.5-0.3-1.2
Toronto FC vs Fire+0.4*+0.0-0.4

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Impact finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield12345678910SpoonCount
545-0-096.8%No0329452030No23,923
524-1-071.0No042541254No95,794
514-0-142.0No0193342160No188,060
503-2-027.4No0042345270No154,028
493-1-110.4No011040490No591,572
483-0-22.9No00327700No561,023
2-3-04.6No0431640No118,764
472-2-11.1No00118810No665,679
462-1-20.2No009910No1,220,520
1-4-00.3No010890No43,590
452-0-30.0No039510No728,110
1-3-10.0No04951No318,109
441-2-20.0No019620No847,811
0-5-0OutNo1962No6,226
431-1-30.0No009550No975,362
0-4-1OutNo09540No54,916
421-0-4OutNo09190No407,691
0-3-2OutNo09280No187,912
410-2-3OutNo085150No312,494
400-1-4OutNo742510No250,957
390-0-5OutNo563940No78,882
Total:3.9%No000131181400No7,831,423
Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 9/5100.0*Lottery seed
Dynamo vs Real Salt Lake+0.0-0.0-0.1
Week of 9/8None

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819
545-0-000310183962030
524-1-00041411410254
514-0-10013532142160
503-2-00001323145270
493-1-10019140490
483-0-20002027700
2-3-0004131640
472-2-10001018810
462-1-200099010
1-4-000108910
452-0-30039420
1-3-10049420
441-2-200193600
0-5-019360
431-1-300871210
0-4-10881100
421-0-407225300
0-3-20742320
410-2-305437810
400-1-4344518300
390-0-514403311200
Total:0000000301175810000