"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 10/16100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Average seed
Real Salt Lake 0 FC Dallas 1 No
-0.1
Los Angeles 2 Portland 5 -0.5
San Jose 1 Kansas City 0 +0.1
Houston 1 Seattle 1 +0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Kansas City vs Colorado-0.1-0.0+0.2
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 10/25100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Average seed
Kansas City vs Los Angeles-1.1+0.2+1.0
Portland vs Colorado-0.4+0.2+0.2
Vancouver vs Houston-0.3-0.0+0.3
Seattle vs Real Salt Lake-0.2+0.1+0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the Los Angeles finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield12345678910SpoonCount
541-0-0InNo100No3,490,340
520-1-0InNo3545172No2,654,970
510-0-1InNo32040297No3,492,610
Total:InNo472019112No9,637,920
Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs