"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/27100.0*Average seed
Lambda Lambda L 4 Zombonies 2 +0.2
Washington Gene 1 Lemonjello 6 -0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 4/2100.0*Average seed
Inglorious Bast vs Washington Gene+0.4-0.1-0.7
Puck Junkies vs Lemonjello+0.1-0.1-0.2
Zombonies vs Screeching Weas-0.2-0.1+0.0
Real Men Of Gen vs MCHL Rejects+0.1+0.0-0.1
TBD vs Lambda Lambda L-0.0+0.0+0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the Inglorious Bast finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:ChanceChance will finish season at seed
TPW-L-Twins title123456789101112Count
305-0-0No100163,416
294-0-1No991283,375
284-1-0No93701,067,906
3-0-2No9550186,639
273-1-1No7622201,326,837
2-0-3No81181058,761
263-2-0No444610002,255,024
2-1-2No4942800602,041
1-0-4No5538608,875
252-2-1No1646326001,982,463
1-1-3No17483050118,216
0-0-5No19482850526
242-3-0No2204628402,104,061
1-2-2No222462640570,256
0-1-4No3254623308,639
231-3-1No04264622301,187,887
0-2-3No032547223053,745
221-4-0No053146170905,839
0-3-2No053246170165,651
210-4-1No0010454230247,236
200-5-0No011861201148,569
Total:No32241913830013,445,962
Games Above .500
Chance Will Win Championship