"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 11/17100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Purple People E 64 Papa's In My Ho 71 -18.7
-0.6
Dicks For Sips 89 Team Slawson 75 -4.4
-0.1
Password is Taco 96 Ben There Raped 38 +1.3
+0.1
Nayan top Adam 106 Jarv Jarv Binks 103 +0.6
+0.0
Week of 11/24100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Jarv Jarv Binks 58 Purple People E 63 +22.6
+0.6
Ben There Raped 74 Papa's In My Ho 82 +3.0
+0.1
Dicks For Sips 77 Nayan top Adam 110 +0.3
+0.0
Team Slawson 92 powell Iron Pat 91 -0.1
-0.0
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 12/1100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Purple People E vs Dicks For Sips+42.7-42.7
+1.0-1.0
Team Buzash vs Ben There Raped+12.2-6.4
+0.3-0.2
Papa's In My Ho vs Jarv Jarv Binks+4.8-8.6
+0.2-0.3

What If

Chances based on how well the Purple People E finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inPlayoffChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-Lplayoffsbye12345678910Count
61-096.6%No7423357,873,776
50-111.1No11424757,872,044
Total:53.8%No37172323115,745,820
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs