Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did yesterday and who we should root for today.   Explain

Thursday100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Pres Trophy100.0*Average seed
Washington Capitals 1 Montreal Canadiens 6 -6.5
-0.1
-0.6
New York Islanders 6 Ottawa Senators 3 -0.7
-0.1
Carolina Hurricanes 4 Buffalo Sabres 1 -0.6
Philadelphia Flyers 3 Detroit Red Wings 4 +0.4
Tampa Bay Lightning 1 New Jersey Devils 3 -0.4
-0.1
Florida Panthers 4 Pittsburgh Penguins 1 +0.3
-0.0
+0.1
Boston Bruins 3 New York Rangers 2 (ot)*+0.0
Sunday100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Pres Trophy100.0*Average seed
Washington Capitals 1 Anaheim Ducks 2 -7.5
-0.6
Toronto Maple Leafs 1 Washington Capitals 3 +7.1
+0.5
Calgary Flames 9 Columbus Blue Jackets 0 +1.4
+0.1
Columbus Blue Jackets 8 Buffalo Sabres 1 -1.3
Edmonton Oilers 2 Carolina Hurricanes 0 +1.1
+0.1
New York Rangers 1 Vancouver Canucks 3 +1.0
+0.1
New York Rangers 2 Detroit Red Wings 3 +1.0
+0.1
Ottawa Senators 2 Carolina Hurricanes 3 (ot)-0.9
-0.0
Tampa Bay Lightning 3 New York Islanders 6 -0.7
-0.1
Buffalo Sabres 2 New York Islanders 4 -0.6
-0.0
Los Angeles Kings 2 New Jersey Devils 1 +0.6
+0.1
Pittsburgh Penguins 0 Phoenix Coyotes 1 +0.6
+0.1
Colorado Avalanche 3 Toronto Maple Leafs 4 (ot)*-0.5
New Jersey Devils 3 Florida Panthers 2 -0.4
-0.1
Pittsburgh Penguins 4 Montreal Canadiens 6 +0.3
+0.0
Boston Bruins 1 Philadelphia Flyers 4 -0.2
San Jose Sharks 3 Philadelphia Flyers 4 *-0.2
Montreal Canadiens 2 Minnesota Wild 3 (ot)*-0.2
*-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Washington Capitals finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inPresChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTplayoffsTrophy12345678910111213141516Count
10460-0InNo0114638536,071
10350-1InNo0228531752,911
10251-0InNo01352340163,917
40-2InNo0125235032,213
10141-1InNo04375720199,968
30-3InNo043756310,320
10042-0InNo01216990310,477
31-2InNo1206712097,405
20-4InNo018651511,982
9932-1InNo07622920301,503
21-3InNo0656344023,667
10-5InNo745417171
9833-0100.0%No0241461100312,709
22-2100.0No0132501610110,320
11-4InNo127492112,903
00-6InNo5033176
9723-199.9No013473550228,038
12-399.8No0842419017,843
01-599.3No63744121134
9624-099.1No032849191177,106
13-297.9No01195028255,695
02-497.0No111503531,120
9514-190.6No063748986,288
03-385.7No032855144,495
9415-075.4No1185624053,689
04-265.6No01055341010,609
9305-142.1No0340553012,958
9206-024.4No024621306,942
Total:98.2%No0031538231372002,311,460
Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Thursday100.0*Lottery seed
Washington Capitals 1 Montreal Canadiens 6 +1.2
Florida Panthers 4 Pittsburgh Penguins 1 -0.1
Tampa Bay Lightning 1 New Jersey Devils 3 +0.1
New York Islanders 6 Ottawa Senators 3 +0.1
Carolina Hurricanes 4 Buffalo Sabres 1 -0.0
Boston Bruins 3 New York Rangers 2 (ot)*-0.0
Sunday100.0*Lottery seed
Washington Capitals 1 Anaheim Ducks 2 +1.1
Toronto Maple Leafs 1 Washington Capitals 3 -1.0
New York Rangers 1 Vancouver Canucks 3 -0.2
New York Rangers 2 Detroit Red Wings 3 -0.1
Los Angeles Kings 2 New Jersey Devils 1 -0.1
Pittsburgh Penguins 0 Phoenix Coyotes 1 -0.1
Tampa Bay Lightning 3 New York Islanders 6 +0.1
Calgary Flames 9 Columbus Blue Jackets 0 -0.1
New Jersey Devils 3 Florida Panthers 2 +0.1
Pittsburgh Penguins 4 Montreal Canadiens 6 -0.1
Edmonton Oilers 2 Carolina Hurricanes 0 -0.1
Buffalo Sabres 2 New York Islanders 4 +0.1
Ottawa Senators 2 Carolina Hurricanes 3 (ot)+0.1
Colorado Avalanche 3 Toronto Maple Leafs 4 (ot)+0.0
Columbus Blue Jackets 8 Buffalo Sabres 1 +0.0
Montreal Canadiens 2 Minnesota Wild 3 (ot)+0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

This isn't your lottery pick because it does not factor in ping pong balls.
It's the final seed that gets you the ping pong balls.
The top 16 seeds are wrong, just ignore them for now.

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPWL-OT123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930
10460-00110212535350
10350-10025243517160
10251-0011222303040
40-2011120323150
10141-1004632381820
30-300453137203
10042-00011203138900
31-2111928391200
20-4011726391510
9932-1007144829210
21-3006124434310
10-5711344152
9833-0002437466400
22-201329508710
11-412254911111
00-650171717
9723-1011347132250
12-300842132890
01-56371430121
9624-0003281336191
13-2001191039282
02-4111842353
9514-106433489
03-3032265514
9415-0111756240
04-20010553410
9305-1003405530
9206-0002462130
Total:00012411152323497200