"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/24100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Commish Trophy100.0*Reg Seas Sowa100.0*Average seed
LA_Frozen_Lakers 7.5 Titties 5.5 +4.4
+1.6
+0.6
+0.4
James Cum Guzzl 4.5 Don't Drop the 8.5 -0.6
+0.7
Grolar Bears 4.5 PrettyPrettyPri 8.5 -0.4
Benn and the Jets 7.5 Sharp Shooters 5.5 +0.4
Week of 3/31100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Commish Trophy100.0*Reg Seas Sowa100.0*Average seed
Benn and the Jets 5 LA_Frozen_Lakers 8 +3.2
+6.3
+1.2
+0.6
JungleJim 5.5 Grolar Bears 7.5 +0.6
+0.1
+0.1
+0.1
James Cum Guzzl 9 Sharp Shooters 4 -0.2
+0.8
PrettyPrettyPri 4.5 Try the Veal 8.5 +0.2
Don't Drop the 7.5 Titties 5.5 -0.1
-0.1
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 4/7100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Commish Trophy100.0*Reg Seas Sowa100.0*Average seed
Try the Veal vs Sharp Shooters-0.9+0.6
+1.8-1.3
+0.2-0.2
JungleJim vs LA_Frozen_Lakers-0.6+0.4
-11.1+8.4
-1.6+1.2
-0.8+0.6
Benn and the Jets vs Titties+0.3-0.4
-3.3+5.3
-0.1+0.2
James Cum Guzzl vs PrettyPrettyPri+0.2-0.4
-2.2+3.4
-0.2+0.3
Don't Drop the vs Grolar Bears-0.1+0.2
-0.2+0.3
-0.1+0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the LA_Frozen_Lakers finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inCommishChance will finish regular season at seedReg Seas
TPW-L-TplayoffsTrophy12345678910SowaCount
01-0-096.9%22.9%23303112100032.9%29,874,872
0-1-095.93.5362537121331000.122,586,128
Total:96.5%14.5%152028226610021.7%52,461,000
Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs