"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did yesterday and who we should root for today.   Explain

Wednesday100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Tier II100.0*Average seed
Zambronies 1 Yellow Kings 7 -9.0
+0.1
-0.5
Hipsters 3 Juggernauts 4 (ot)-1.3
-0.0
Crusaders 4 Fortress 5 -0.9
-0.1
Red Wings 5 Speculum 6 -0.3
Eskimos 8 Owls 2 +0.1
If winner is:HomeHome OTHome SOAway SOAway OTAway
Thursday100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Tier II100.0*Average seed
Crusaders vs Speculum+1.6-0.3-0.3-1.9-2.0-1.8
+0.1-0.0-0.0-0.1-0.1-0.1
Yellow Kings vs Fortress+0.8+0.2*+0.3-1.1-1.0-1.0
+0.1+0.0+0.0-0.1-0.1-0.1
Night Hawks vs Hipsters-0.5-0.7-0.8*-0.1-0.4+0.8
Creamless Oreos vs Mad Cats-0.3-0.3*-0.3*-0.0*+0.1+0.5

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Zambronies finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inPresChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTplayoffsTrophy123456789101112131415Tier IICount
53130-0InNo8474050No1,463
52120-1InNo43650100No1,249
51121-0InNo122542120No10,941*
50111-1InNo0104734700No13,693*
49112-0InNo0534441620No54,276
101-2InNo0329452030No8,400*
48102-1100.0%No01184331710No66,520
91-3100.0No11339351110No3,166*
47103-099.9No07334017300No179,744
92-299.7No05264123400No37,833*
4693-198.5No021537331110No199,907
82-397.7No011135351520No12,619*
4594-094.6No06263922500No403,885
83-291.2No04203928810No99,270
72-489.3No02163833101No2,695*
4484-179.1No0110313718300No402,462
73-373.4No01727392250No29,711*
4385-060.9No004193830910No650,762
74-251.4No021436351310No176,921
63-445.3No01123238162No5,651*
4275-130.7No006254025400No573,916
64-324.5No0420402960No45,707*
4176-015.7No0021437371010No775,421
65-210.5No01933411410No220,214
54-48.5No01831421710No7,481*
4066-13.7No004214526300No592,838
55-32.6No00217443150No49,018*
3967-01.1No01124138800No686,517
56-20.6No001836421200No194,003
45-40.6No0173344151No6,604*
3857-10.1No00325482220No449,261
46-30.1No00221482620No35,958*
3758-00.0No00116463340No453,583
47-20.0No01114239600.0%121,186
36-4OutNo09394380No3,831*
3648-10.0No005344813100.0247,003
37-3OutNo043051151No17,643*
3549-00.0No002235122200.0221,035
38-2OutNo01175028300.054,644*
3439-1OutNo00104538700.395,695
28-3OutNo074342800.55,727*
33310-0OutNo0535461301.377,821
29-2OutNo0330491802.615,615*
32210-1OutNo0119502818.525,968*
31211-0OutNo00104640318.318,132
110-2OutNo074347426.42,720*
30111-1OutNo033157946.64,036*
29112-0OutNo121611765.32,809*
28012-1OutNo110563384.5277
27013-0OutNo3494894.8769
Total:30.6%No00135913172018103100.2%7,366,600

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Wednesday100.0*Lottery seed
Zambronies 1 Yellow Kings 7 +0.9
Crusaders 4 Fortress 5 +0.1
Diggers 5 Camels 3 +0.0
Hipsters 3 Juggernauts 4 (ot)+0.0
If winner is:HomeHome OTHome SOAway SOAway OTAway
Thursday100.0*Lottery seed
Crusaders vs Speculum-0.1+0.0*+0.0+0.1+0.1+0.1
Narwhals vs Car Stealer-0.1+0.0*-0.0+0.1+0.1+0.1
Yellow Kings vs Fortress-0.1-0.0*-0.0+0.1+0.1+0.1
Gunners vs Oompa Loompa+0.0+0.0+0.1+0.0+0.0-0.1
HC Stratovarius vs Stabbers+0.1+0.1+0.1-0.0*-0.0-0.0
Night Hawks vs Hipsters-0.0+0.0+0.0+0.0+0.1+0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPWL-OT123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930
53130-0021332331730
52120-14193331112
51121-00018253524710
50111-10029263421710
49112-00003153131154100
101-20210273320710
48102-1003142930175100
91-302102432228200
47103-00015183027144100
92-2003132730197100
4693-10014142729187100
82-3002102429221020
4594-00015162828165100
83-2003112430219200
72-40292031231230
4484-1003112429219200
73-3002820292512300
4385-000141326291971000
74-20002922302411300
63-4001719292713300
4275-100029223024102000
64-3001718292714300
4176-000003122631207100
65-2002821312510200
54-40161930271330
4066-10000292332239100
55-3001620322611200
3967-00003142931185100
56-2000292533227100
45-40018233324910
3857-10003122833185000
46-3029263422610
3758-0001619332811200
47-2003153132163000
36-4021229351741
3648-1001520342810200
37-30041734301220
3549-000211293419500
38-200172436247100
3439-100212313417400
28-3011028342150
33310-0016213527910
29-20031633311420
32210-1016233625810
31211-00021332341530
110-201928352150
30111-1031535331210
29112-01826392150
28012-102132940141
27013-0052142283
Total:00000011234679101111119742100000