"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did yesterday and who we should root for today.   Explain

Tuesday100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Pres Trophy100.0*Tier II100.0*Average seed
Narwhals 5 Guardians 4 -0.6
+0.0
+0.1
-0.0
Hogs 3 Muskies 1 +0.5
Stabbers 4 Camels 3 (ot)*+0.2
*-0.0
Red Wings 3 Creamless Oreos 6 +0.1
If winner is:HomeHome OTHome SOAway SOAway OTAway
Wednesday100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Pres Trophy100.0*Tier II100.0*Average seed
Camels vs Stabbers-0.8-0.9-0.6*+0.3*+0.0+0.7
+0.1+0.1*+0.1*-0.1-0.1-0.1
+0.1*+0.1*+0.0*-0.1*-0.0-0.1
-0.0-0.1-0.0+0.0-0.0+0.0
Panthers vs Oompa Loompa+0.2*-0.3*-0.3-0.7-0.6-0.1
Black Flag vs Car Stealer+0.2*-0.1*-0.2-0.6-0.5-0.1
-0.1*-0.0*+0.1*+0.1+0.2+0.1
Rioters vs HC Stratovarius+0.3*+0.2*+0.3*-0.1*-0.2-0.3
Diggers vs Seals*+0.1*-0.3-0.4-0.6-0.6*+0.0
-0.1*-0.1*+0.1*+0.1*+0.1+0.1
-0.0-0.0-0.1*-0.0-0.0+0.0
Night Hawks vs Eskimos+0.1*+0.0*+0.0*-0.1*-0.1-0.0
Academy vs Anchors+0.1*+0.1*+0.0*+0.0*+0.1-0.1
Juggernauts vs Oilers-0.0*-0.0*-0.0*-0.1*+0.1+0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Gunners finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inPresChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTplayoffsTrophy123456789101112131415Tier IICount
65-70InYes100No440*
64263-0In98.6%991No69*
63253-1In89.3982No149*
62254-0In90.7964No535*
61244-1In82.2955No898*
60245-0In76.19280No2,193*
59235-1In62.685150No3,625*
58236-0In52.779201No8,014*
57226-1In37.9692920No12,161*
56227-0In27.3613630No23,108*
55217-1In15.14744800No32,547*
54207-2In8.137491310No54,754*
53208-1In2.9245023300No71,942*
52198-2In1.0154631710No109,918*
51199-1In0.27364015200No134,432*
50189-2In0.03244224610No188,382*
491810-1In0.0113363414200No213,311*
481710-2100.0%No042238268100No137,785
1811-0InNo07273722610No137,281*
471711-1100.0No02123134174000No289,758*
461611-299.8No00417343013200No175,263
1712-099.9No0162235269200No171,872*
451612-199.1No00192735216100No236,379
1511-398.2No01621342710200No105,007*
441512-293.1No002102734216100No230,682*
1613-096.9No00417323014300No147,529
431513-181.9No004163230143000No347,107*
421413-254.8No00417332913300No218,572*
1514-069.1No00192534237100No137,993
411414-133.2No00182434248100No306,251*
401314-211.4No00210263422610No149,118
1415-017.1No00314303217400No143,116*
391315-13.9No0003153131153000.0%233,510*
381215-20.9No01620342710100.2208,227*
371216-10.1No0019273621501.4154,363*
361116-20.0No00031634331327.1128,246*
351117-1OutNo017253924522.088,157*
341017-2OutNo0021537351143.769,080*
331018-1OutNo01728432168.543,927*
32918-2OutNo0319453283.931,428*
31919-1OutNo0111424794.218,544*
30819-2OutNo006346098.012,426*
29820-1OutNo002277199.66,751*
28720-2OutNo01188199.94,305*
27721-1OutNo01288100.02,012*
26621-2OutNo0793Yes1,185*
25622-1OutNo397Yes535*
24623-0OutNo199Yes285*
23523-1OutNo199Yes113*
12-22OutNo100Yes475*
Total:65.0%0.7%3689101010987654313.4%4,793,760

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Tuesday100.0*Lottery seed
Narwhals 5 Guardians 4 +0.0
Eskimos 4 Zambronies 0 *-0.0
Stabbers 4 Camels 3 (ot)*-0.0
If winner is:HomeHome OTHome SOAway SOAway OTAway
Wednesday100.0*Lottery seed
Night Hawks vs Eskimos+0.0+0.0+0.1*+0.0*+0.0-0.0
Camels vs Stabbers+0.0+0.1*+0.0*-0.0+0.0-0.0
Black Flag vs Car Stealer+0.0*+0.0+0.0+0.1+0.0-0.0
Diggers vs Seals+0.0+0.0*+0.1*+0.1*+0.0-0.0
Panthers vs Oompa Loompa-0.0*+0.0+0.0*+0.0*+0.1-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPWL-OT123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930
65-70100
64263-0991
63253-189101
62254-09190
61244-182171
60245-0762220
59235-1633250
58236-05338910
57226-13843162000
56227-0274323510
55217-115383213200
54207-282836216100
53208-13163230154100
52198-218233124103000
51199-1021124302192000
50189-20141325281982000
491810-100141324271993100
481710-20003102126221241000
1811-000151424251883100
471711-1001391925221351000
461611-2000161423251893100
1712-0001391924221462000
451612-100014122025201141000
441512-200002615232417931000
1613-000014101924211362000
431513-100015122024201251000
421413-20000261423241893100
1514-000014101824211362000
411414-100014112024211251000
401314-2000261423251893100
1415-00001411212520114100
391315-1000015122125201041000
381215-200014101925221351000
371216-100027172525166100
361116-200027162625166100
351117-1002616272716510
341017-2000271829271330
331018-10028213225101
32918-2003122733204
31919-10151835319
30819-200210303918
29820-1005214430
28720-202124343
27721-10063756
26621-2033067
25622-112277
24623-001585
23523-11288
22524-0298
12-21100
Total:122344455555555554444333221110